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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #45 on: July 02, 2006, 02:33:22 PM »
what color is your hair?

depends.
natural.


still depends. 

1. which hair
2. time of year
3. time of life
your head, teenaged years
both summer and winter
2 answers will make me happy.
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #46 on: July 02, 2006, 02:41:15 PM »
i am actually completely bald, and have been since an unfortunate (but whimsical) misunderstanding between myself and a partially deaf office worker, who mistook the phrase "fax my head" to be "wax my head".  the novelty has yet to wear off, which is just as well, as my follicles have never recovered from the shock of the unexpected trauma of a full head wax with no warning, anaesthetic, or foreplay.

this happened when i was rapidly approaching - yea, even close-but-no-cigar-ing 13 - thus encompassing your reference to "teenage" quite neatly, i feel, and answering possibly all three of your questions at one fell swoop.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #47 on: July 02, 2006, 02:48:14 PM »
so you are light haired.  aka-peachfuzz.

so you were the bald bitch in that queen video.
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2006, 08:28:52 AM »
what happened to your dancing black pussy?

did odeon bully you?
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2006, 10:24:12 AM »
what happened to your dancing black pussy?

did odeon bully you?

Please. Get. Rid. Of. That. Thing. :laugh:
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2006, 10:40:56 AM »
Hey Auntie Fuck...

Have you ever had the "I'm gay." confessions while you're a teacher besides the usual "My hamster is dead!" ones?

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #51 on: August 15, 2006, 02:38:23 PM »
what happened to your dancing black pussy?

did odeon bully you?

yes, oh yes - he threatened to stop... stop... well, something.  or other.  *cough*

anyway...

Hey Auntie Fuck...

Have you ever had the "I'm gay." confessions while you're a teacher besides the usual "My hamster is dead!" ones?

not recently - i'm teaching primary age at the mo.  i seem to remember i have, but it was a while ago.

why, do you want to come out to me, dear?  great!  wait while i pop off and get my tape recorder, so i can record your tearful and heart-rending story of "living a lie" to play back to my mates for a laugh later, okay?

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #52 on: August 15, 2006, 02:48:54 PM »
why, do you want to come out to me, dear?  great!  wait while i pop off and get my tape recorder, so i can record your tearful and heart-rending story of "living a lie" to play back to my mates for a laugh later, okay?

It's so good to see some old-fashioned therapy at work.
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2006, 02:52:07 PM »
yep.  and you haven't even seen my charges, yet.   :P

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2006, 06:28:25 AM »
What can you say about the large influx of foreign people coming over into this country? Do you feel rather xenophobic about it, or do you think it's a good thing?

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #55 on: August 18, 2006, 11:17:42 AM »
too serious an issue to take the piss out of, so fuck off.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #56 on: August 18, 2006, 11:34:13 AM »
too serious an issue to take the piss out of, so fuck off.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #57 on: August 18, 2006, 11:44:17 AM »
Misunderstood.

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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #58 on: September 03, 2006, 11:18:29 AM »
so you are something of a literary buff, but what supposedly classic books have you read that were too confusing, long, boring and/or stuffy that even you couldn't stand them?
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Re: Ask Anti-Agony Aunt thread!
« Reply #59 on: September 03, 2006, 02:00:23 PM »
so you are something of a literary buff

says who?

anyway... anything by dickens or austen, cos they both needed shooting at birth, and saving me the HORROR of having to read them.

most of the russians - CHEER UP , for fuck's sake!  and i can't remember all those fucking names, so make them easier to remember.  mainly.  am okay with other non-english names, though, so fuck knows why the russian ones give me so much trouble.

asimov.  why?  why?

what else do you consider classic, then?  went my own way as far as reading goes, after 'O' Level english (i was 15), so not sure of the definition.

oh, but one thing which really annoys me, just recently - what's with all these books being pulished which claim to be novels, and are short stories, supposedly "linked"?  i mean david mitchell's "cloud atlas" and "ghostwritten", and the paul theroux book i've just abandoned (how many stories about child sex abuse do i want to read, when it's made into something which is supposed to be amusing - nasty cunt).  and i know that's what they're doing - linking several short stories, very tenuously indeed (especially in the case of mitchell), cos i did it with my third book.  although mine was far better linked than theirs, so ner.

FUCKING WANKERS !!

that answer your question?