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Offline Phoenix

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5010 on: June 25, 2020, 06:16:33 PM »
^ is banned from movie theatres for constantly making shadow puppets and blocking the screen
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5011 on: June 25, 2020, 09:27:18 PM »
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5012 on: June 26, 2020, 12:44:58 AM »
Quote from: Phoenix on June 25, 2020, 06:16:33 PM
^ is banned from movie theatres for constantly making shadow puppets and blocking the screen

Reminds me of a story too good not to share.

Years and years ago when I was still working as a projectionist for an actual regular cinema, I was running a Disney movie. It was during a Christmas holiday so the auditorium was packed - 700+ people.

An old projectionist friend visited me in the booth with his two kids. They'd just watched the previous show and he wanted to see the booth again. We had a great chat, discussing old times and laughing away. At one point, a tech friend also joined, and the three of us exchanged stories while the kids kept themselves busy elsewhere in the booth.

Until one of the ushers showed up, hopping mad, demanding to know what the **** we were doing.

Turned out the kids had kept busy making shadow puppets. :LMAO:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5013 on: June 26, 2020, 05:35:41 AM »
You two were just sitting there doing nothing. They knew exactly what to do.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5014 on: June 26, 2020, 06:56:35 PM »
^Takes the last cup of coffee and doesn't make more.  :zoinks:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5015 on: June 27, 2020, 04:24:03 AM »
^ Has stolen a whole years supply of coffee.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5016 on: June 28, 2020, 04:42:22 PM »
^Purposely leaves food in their teeth, just to see who is kind enough to mention it.  :zoinks:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5017 on: June 28, 2020, 09:09:50 PM »
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5018 on: June 30, 2020, 07:25:06 PM »
^Wears a clip on tie to bed.  :zoinks:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5019 on: June 30, 2020, 07:55:55 PM »
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5020 on: July 01, 2020, 02:04:25 AM »
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5021 on: July 01, 2020, 04:03:12 PM »
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5022 on: July 01, 2020, 09:46:36 PM »
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5023 on: July 01, 2020, 09:57:57 PM »
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #5024 on: July 02, 2020, 01:42:21 AM »
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