Start a useless rumor about the person above you!

[Walkie]

^Little did they know, the porn collection was nude Barbie dolls in awkward poses

^is the world's foremost authority on Barbie dolls

[Genesis]

^Little did they know, the porn collection was nude Barbie dolls in awkward poses

^is the world's foremost authority on Barbie dolls

Got attacked by Midgets that claimed they were from the Land of OZ

[Walkie]

^leads a gang of disgruntled Aussie jockeys and instructs them to deal with anybody who snitches on him

[Phoenix]

^ has a secret love for Pez dispensers

[odeon]

^Reorganises her flea collection five times a day.

[Phoenix]

Listen, I showered after yesterdays baby rabbit down my cleavage incident 

^ has a little gecko friend who sits on his shoulder and listens to his secrets

[Lord of the Ales]

^ trains spring peepers as spies

[odeon]

^Does sand castle design for a living.

[Phoenix]

^ has a pair of lucky socks

[odeon]

^Idolises Billy Idol because of his last name.

[Phoenix]

^ has monogrammed golf balls that are so precious he will pond dive for them if they go off the green

[Lord of the Ales]

^ can burp the national anthem

[Phoenix]

^ likes it when someone sings him to sleep at night

[odeon]

^Wants to be a vacuum cleaner door-to-door salesperson.

[Phoenix]

^ got a kermit tattoo on the side of his neck when he was drunk because he thought it would make him look like a badass.