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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4695 on: September 06, 2015, 07:54:32 PM »
uses electrical current to get a hard-on
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4696 on: September 06, 2015, 10:18:22 PM »
^Doesn't have acces to electricity or plumbing...
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4697 on: September 07, 2015, 08:34:54 AM »
Tried to electrify the toilet and plumb the lights so they would run hot and cold.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4698 on: September 07, 2015, 10:01:07 AM »
^Hides whenever someone calls her name.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4699 on: September 07, 2015, 02:48:52 PM »
Sings Long Ago and Far Away beautifully.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4700 on: September 11, 2015, 06:33:57 PM »
^has a shocking large collection of string beads in various colours
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4701 on: September 11, 2015, 06:55:23 PM »
Quote from: Phoenix on September 11, 2015, 06:33:57 PM
^has a shocking large collection of string beads in various colours

Those aren't ordinary string beads, they're diamonds and pearls.

Rumour - Burnt her tail feathers sliding down a stripper pole.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4702 on: September 18, 2015, 09:53:37 PM »
Bloomers are made of fiberglass.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4703 on: September 19, 2015, 12:49:55 PM »
Has a lot of glass splinters in his fingers
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4704 on: September 20, 2015, 02:19:52 AM »
^Wears a crown at home.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4705 on: September 20, 2015, 08:31:10 AM »
^Sells hard to find books on the black market
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4706 on: September 20, 2015, 10:30:04 AM »
Was the stunt double in the Harry Potter movies
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4707 on: September 20, 2015, 10:38:09 AM »
^Spotted on the beaches of Brazil wearing only her crown.  :zoinks:
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4708 on: September 20, 2015, 01:38:21 PM »
^ Was that paparazzi who spotted her
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #4709 on: September 20, 2015, 08:47:08 PM »
^Sends me private message photos of her tail feathers.  :zoinks:
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