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Offline Alex179

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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #390 on: August 24, 2007, 10:20:58 AM »
^ Has formulated a diet plan that includes listening to Billy Ray Cyrus.   Test subjects were unable to eat and induced vomiting, this resulted in massive amounts of weight loss across the board. 
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #391 on: August 24, 2007, 12:13:12 PM »
^ has an achy breaky heart.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #392 on: August 24, 2007, 12:16:36 PM »
^ Used to be Billy Ray Cyrus's personal hair stylist.  At that time McChachi was known as a transexual named Precious.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #393 on: August 24, 2007, 01:16:59 PM »
ûsed to date Precious after Mike dumped her sorry precious ass for Phoebe^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #394 on: August 24, 2007, 01:22:38 PM »
lol is that from a TV show Milla?   I just made my crap up off the top of my head.

^  Milla plans on greeting the aliens with her breastmilk when they arrive.   They love fresh breastmilk from earth females.  It is a delicacy.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #395 on: August 24, 2007, 01:24:50 PM »
it's from Friends, now who's the alien? :P everybody on Earth knows Mike and Phoebe.

^ Alex wants to drink Milla's breastmilk because he's from the only planet in the universe that doesn't get Friends.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #396 on: August 24, 2007, 01:31:38 PM »
I knew Phoebe from Friends, but forgot who the hell Mike was.   That is why I asked if it was from a TV show, the name Phoebe.

^ Milla takes hormones that cause her to lactate without being pregnant so she can sell her breastmilk online.  All of her customers are actually aliens posing as humans.   Her breastmilk is perfect for making cheese and good to use in making milk chocolate as well.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #397 on: August 24, 2007, 02:00:36 PM »
^Alex buys her breastmilk every week and leaves her compliments on her breastmilk page and sends her roses :P^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #398 on: August 24, 2007, 02:44:20 PM »
^Doesn't want kids because the real reason is she isn't allowed to have any. She was banned from having them because she killed a baby on accident when she was 16
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #399 on: August 24, 2007, 02:47:51 PM »
^ Milla takes the roses and sets them on fire using them in some sort of ancient ceremony to summon those who shall not be named.   The mist that arises from her breastmilk evaporating in the fire forces the ancient beings to come out of their dimension and into the corporeal world.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #400 on: August 24, 2007, 02:49:28 PM »
Alex179 is really Alex Plank.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #401 on: August 24, 2007, 02:52:53 PM »
^ Doesn't know he is probably the third person to say that in one form or another  in this thread alone.   Randy is oblivious of course to this fact due to not taking his meds and instead gulping down herbal remedies.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #402 on: August 24, 2007, 05:04:00 PM »
^learned sword fighting from his father, uses the skill to kill off rats for the city he lives in^
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #403 on: August 24, 2007, 06:36:05 PM »
^wants desperately to eat spokane's vagina.
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Re: Start a useless rumor about the person above you!
« Reply #404 on: August 24, 2007, 06:44:11 PM »
^wants to watch
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