Author Topic: Start a useless rumor about the person above you! (Read 60471 times)

BadgerTom · « **Reply #3255 on:** June 10, 2013, 11:46:43 PM »

^ Wishes she had her own penis, for Science!

"couldbecousin" · « **Reply #3256 on:** June 11, 2013, 12:33:38 AM »

^ Was questioned by the police following a mysterious explosion in his high school science classroom.

bodie · « **Reply #3257 on:** June 11, 2013, 06:56:04 AM »

^makes elaborate mosaic pictures using their own toe nail clippings

McGiver · « **Reply #3258 on:** June 11, 2013, 06:57:27 AM »

^is so pretty that ladies take pictures of bodie into their plastic surgeon and say, "make me like this."

El-Presidente · « **Reply #3259 on:** June 11, 2013, 07:23:05 AM »

^Designed and marketed a Lil Muhammad doll with Real Bomb Accessories © for children in the middle east.

skyblue1 · « **Reply #3260 on:** June 11, 2013, 07:37:56 AM »

^ may not survive presidential race in Iran

MLA · « **Reply #3261 on:** June 11, 2013, 09:46:10 AM »

^has a tendency to get grumpy during daylight hours

McGiver · « **Reply #3262 on:** June 11, 2013, 11:51:19 AM »

^understatement of the century

Gopher Gary · « **Reply #3263 on:** June 11, 2013, 07:14:51 PM »

^Bathes with his rubber ducky collection.

McGiver · « **Reply #3264 on:** June 11, 2013, 09:17:20 PM »

^does not bathe, nor shower.

Gopher Gary · « **Reply #3265 on:** June 11, 2013, 09:19:17 PM »

^Cleanses me with a sponge.

McGiver · « **Reply #3266 on:** June 11, 2013, 09:23:33 PM »

^ is unaware that I used the sponge to clean raw chicken off the table.

Gopher Gary · « **Reply #3267 on:** June 11, 2013, 09:26:28 PM »

^Is really bitter about the whole sponge bath schedule.

McGiver · « **Reply #3268 on:** June 11, 2013, 09:28:50 PM »

^blackmails me .

BadgerTom · « **Reply #3269 on:** June 12, 2013, 09:13:59 AM »

^ is an Emotional Black-Male

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