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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #45 on: August 15, 2007, 06:17:25 PM »
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.

i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #46 on: August 15, 2007, 06:18:15 PM »
:eyelash:

we are only here to indulge your every whim, gorgeous.   :-*
OH?!  Is that so... I shall have to devise a particularly good whim.

wahey! 

hey, milla, we'd better get all our "special" outfits clean again.   :eyebrows:

birthday suits? :P

eventually...  ;)

what's before that? skincoloured suits?
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~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #47 on: August 15, 2007, 06:18:22 PM »
(...brilliance...)

like stepping in shit?

Much so.

 :LMAO: Calandale, how did I miss this?

I'm just glad SOMEONE got it.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #48 on: August 15, 2007, 07:15:59 PM »
For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2007, 07:20:45 PM »
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.

i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.

She stole my birthyear.   :'(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2007, 07:22:00 PM »
For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.

The danger, of course, was keeping it
far enough away from the edge of what
one might notice, but showing enough
that others had a chance.

Which is difficult when the one, though
lazy, is not a fool.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #51 on: August 15, 2007, 08:08:59 PM »
For once, my obscure sense of humor works in my favor.

The danger, of course, was keeping it
far enough away from the edge of what
one might notice, but showing enough
that others had a chance.

Which is difficult when the one, though
lazy, is not a fool.
omg, omg.  i just noticed, you are sooo clever.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #52 on: August 15, 2007, 08:26:04 PM »

omg, omg.  i just noticed, you are sooo clever.

Oh fuck. I hope not. I doubt it though.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #53 on: August 15, 2007, 11:03:29 PM »
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.

i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.

She stole my birthyear.   :'(

you were born 83? how old are you?
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #54 on: August 16, 2007, 05:59:52 AM »

omg, omg.  i just noticed, you are sooo clever.

Oh fuck. I hope not. I doubt it though.
you didn't let me finish:


....in your own mind.
Misunderstood.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #55 on: August 16, 2007, 08:42:01 AM »
you were born 83? how old are you?

He's 65 Milla.  ....  ;)

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #56 on: August 16, 2007, 08:50:15 AM »
i probably have the dirtiest mind in the western world, you dont even want to know what im thinking about shit.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #57 on: August 16, 2007, 08:52:28 AM »
i probably have the dirtiest mind in the western world, you dont even want to know what im thinking about shit.

I'm curious now - what are you thinking about shit?
This brain could do with some more dimethyltryptamine.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? "I don't know and I don't care."

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #58 on: August 16, 2007, 08:58:40 AM »
the price is wrong bitch, try again

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #59 on: August 16, 2007, 09:02:49 AM »
I lied about my age on msn when I was 17 by putting in my fake birth date. I put 1984 when I was creating a new account. I did that so i can access a group that was 18 and older and I wanted to see a picture there of my online friend. I felt real naughty doing it and guilty for lying about my age. I don't use that account anymore though.

i feel so old. i was born in 83. and you pretended to be old by saying you were a year younger than me.

She stole my birthyear.   :'(

you were born 83? how old are you?

Not you, SG.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?