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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2007, 10:22:11 PM »
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.

Is this a serious conversation Cal?

Not with him, as I can't allow him
to understand. Others though might,
and thus it could be considered an important
statement.

i really don't understand what you are saying.  i am a nice guy.  ;D

No disagreement about this.
I just can't deal with certain consequences
being on my soul (or sole).

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #16 on: August 14, 2007, 10:24:58 PM »
like stepping in shit?
Misunderstood.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #17 on: August 14, 2007, 10:26:30 PM »
:lol:

Since I can't tell you the truth.
you can certainly try.  but i doubt i'd believe you.

It's more your threats, if I tell you this,
that worry me. So far, you've carried them
out, and I don't like what they make me
feel like.

Is this a serious conversation Cal?

Not with him, as I can't allow him
to understand. Others though might,
and thus it could be considered an important
statement.

i really don't understand what you are saying.  i am a nice guy.  ;D

No disagreement about this.
I just can't deal with certain consequences
being on my soul (or sole).

Plain english please for the simpler folk.

(My God, I feel for your students! How the fuck did you teach them anything?)

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #18 on: August 14, 2007, 10:43:14 PM »
like stepping in shit?

Much so.



Plain english please for the simpler folk.

(My God, I feel for your students! How the fuck did you teach them anything?)

Sorry. If I make it simple enough for you, I suspect McJ will get it.
He seems to understand me a tad better. THAT, I can't have.
If you wish to know, PM me, on promise that you don't tell him.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #19 on: August 14, 2007, 11:55:35 PM »
 :fsm:

THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.

I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.

MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2007, 11:58:45 PM »
I eat TONS of mac'n'cheese.

But I will be eating pizza and chili today.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2007, 12:04:17 AM »
 :fsm:

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THOU SHALT RECEIVE THY PUNISHMENT.

110 000 MACARONI PICTURES BY MONDAY!!!
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

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~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2007, 01:31:00 AM »
:fsm:

THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.

I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.

MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.

PASTA !!!
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2007, 04:38:45 AM »
That brings me to my first confession: I eat too much pasta.

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2007, 10:54:13 AM »
:fsm:

THIS IS YOUR CREATOOOR!!! I WILL COMMAND YOU TO EAT PASTA. EAT PASTA.

I CARE OF YOUR SINS NOT, I CARE FOR MACARONI.

MAKE ME MACARONI PICTURES.

PASTA !!!
:laugh:

LOL :laugh:
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2007, 10:57:54 AM »
;D

i still haven't forgotten, you know.  ;)

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2007, 11:00:55 AM »
:-*
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"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #27 on: August 15, 2007, 11:08:22 AM »
I could post a few jokes, and I make alot in real life to.  People like my humour, and I lend a helping hand to even those who hate me.  I gave medical advice to my sister even though she is a bitch.  I understand problems, I think she does blunts because she has serious issues.  She had to dye her hair for the part in the movie, and mine turns more white naturally in the summer.  I have seen her wear hair pieces a few times to and taken strong weight loss pills.  She is not loosing her hair, and she is only a little chunk now, good job.  Its too bad she can't straighten the rest of her act up.  If she was online, I would like she was I might just chew her ear off.  I think I did actually send her some nasty pms when she was here, but she was only trying to look out for me.  I said it about a few times, leave me alone, what does she need me to spell it out? It was when I was doing those semi, she was calling my mom.  My mom is not my guardian anymore even though she thinks she is.  I think about what she says, that woman is psychotic, but sometimes what she says has truth.
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
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Re: Confess your sins to FSM
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2007, 11:12:57 AM »
cheers matey. :eyelash:
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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