Things that suck

[willow]

Fuckn bermuda triangle Westerly.

So many ugly fuckn wankers with bitchs, and they do a terrible job.

Fat fuckn doctors, who are not as efficent at helping people as fit muscular ones like me.  They need to put their patients first.

and for the record, you are a fucking idiot douche.

[renaeden]

LOl, making jokes, must be fuckn happy, and you know what that means.    Cut down on the fuckn stress with meditation, so adrenal glands get a fuckn break from producing stress harmones, and what that means is after a break they generally can produce more DHEA. (Precursor of testoserone)  That would explain the elevated desire I keep getting after I do it.  It goes fuckn hay wire though, overboard, don't know why.  I feel kind of overstimulated because my moood goes fuckn so high.

You copying and pasting all your posts. There are about three different versions and I am still waiting for you to post something else.

[willow]

losing friends...who are moving away..to an off-the-grid world...

[Thagomizer]

Uhhh . . . .

Getting a thagomizer in the neck!

[McGiver]

Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   

I buy them in bulk now 

but dunc-snip!

[purposefulinsanity]

Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   

I buy them in bulk now 

but dunc-snip!

Has a few weeks left till he gets the all clear and occasionally either of us might still need to use them. 

[El]

Were you an army brat?

Nope.  Just lead a very weird life.  

I did some packing last night, which actually didn't suck, amazingly.

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OK, so something that does suck:  Waiting and waiting and waiting for your grocery store to put your brand of soda on sale.  (I know they'll do it- stop and shop cycles between putting generic on sale, and putting pepsi or coke on sale.  It varies by week.  Unfortunately, I'm running low.)

[McGiver]

Getting all hot and heavy and then tearing your last condom in your haste to get it out of the packet.

not having the foresight to stockpile when supplies run low.   

I buy them in bulk now 

but dunc-snip!

Has a few weeks left till he gets the all clear and occasionally either of us might still need to use them. 

the strap-on?

[purposefulinsanity]

I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today 

[McGiver]

I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today 

huh?
wha?
i don't understand. 

[El]

I'm not playing the feigning ignorance game with you again today 

huh?
wha?
i don't understand. 

Something that sucks:

To be you.

[The_P]

Finding out that people in your life aren't what they say they are.

[El]

Realizing that no matter how sincerely and often I try, I'll never be able to rattle off the words to "One Week" (BNL) with perfectly timed precision.  (I'm probably better than most at it, though.)

[The_P]

AAARRSE!!d tm.

I love these filters.

[El]

There's a way around them, if you want to, say, bring sex(y) back.