"If it looks like a , and quacks like a , we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands." - Douglas Adams (English Writer) 1952-2001
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It bled to death.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 14, 2016, 07:25:58 PMIt bled to death. It must have made a hell of a mess if the volume of blood was the only thing keeping it rigid. I consider that to be an acceptable result.
I was joking and being hilarious. It might just be because coathangers are a dangerous barbaric idea that predates women's rights to safe legal abortions. Or maybe because Borty McBortface was funny and you ruined it by making a lesser quality joke.
I know, right. I'm awesome like that.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on December 15, 2016, 06:23:44 PMI know, right. I'm awesome like that. Humble too.
For the good of the gene pool, please don't have kids.