I assumed you were kidding. We have a small house full of crap that needs sorting out so space is a bit of a shortage, and we have an alsation cross who moults
everywhere - he sheds all over before we even finish with the vac. So a tolerance for dog hair is essential.
![Grin ;D](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/grin.gif)
Why would you want to come to this town anyway? Its a rundown shithole, full of chavs and smackheads.
![Tongue :P](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tongue.gif)