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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #45 on: March 12, 2008, 05:30:52 PM »
yeah.
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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #46 on: March 12, 2008, 08:31:06 PM »
There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong.   The way they do sheep now, they are babies.   Same goes for cloning cows right now.   It is basically making a test tube baby.   This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.

http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html

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Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.

Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.

Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #47 on: March 12, 2008, 11:24:26 PM »
If I had a baby clone, I would raise her as a daughter, but I think that I would have good insight into her problems and could do well to help her through them.


An adult clone would be a lot of help too, like an identical twin sister.  That would be cool too.

I wonder if she would also be in love with my husband?  Maybe we would have to share?  That would be weird.  I wonder how he would feel about that?

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #48 on: March 12, 2008, 11:36:56 PM »
I would love to clone a female version of me.  >:D

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2008, 05:28:08 AM »
If I could clone adult Peters, I'd make loads of them, and we'd work on stuff together and become skilled in different areas to make a super-Peter with lots of money and power.
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14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2008, 08:32:16 AM »
There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong.   The way they do sheep now, they are babies.   Same goes for cloning cows right now.   It is basically making a test tube baby.   This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.

http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html

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Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.

Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.

Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now.   I just went with it.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2008, 11:37:56 AM »
There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong.   The way they do sheep now, they are babies.   Same goes for cloning cows right now.   It is basically making a test tube baby.   This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.

http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html

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Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.

Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.

Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now.   I just went with it.

That's okay, thanks for erring on the side of thinking im a fucking douchebag who doesnt know his arse from a hole in the ground.

No harm done  :green:

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2008, 11:40:52 AM »
There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong.   The way they do sheep now, they are babies.   Same goes for cloning cows right now.   It is basically making a test tube baby.   This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.

http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html

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Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.

Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.

Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now.   I just went with it.

That's okay, thanks for erring on the side of thinking im a fucking douchebag who doesnt know his arse from a hole in the ground.

No harm done  :green:
I didn't mean anything by it personally.   Just another reason to postwhore now.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2008, 08:55:49 PM »
There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong.   The way they do sheep now, they are babies.   Same goes for cloning cows right now.   It is basically making a test tube baby.   This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.

http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html

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Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.

Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.

Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now.   I just went with it.

That's okay, thanks for erring on the side of thinking im a fucking douchebag who doesnt know his arse from a hole in the ground.

No harm done  :green:
I didn't mean anything by it personally.   Just another reason to postwhore now.

You mean you are meant to have a reason to postwhore? Who would have thunk it?

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2008, 09:00:06 PM »
There's no way in hell I'd donate sperm.  The thought of a copy of me running around being raised by god-knows-who, I find very disturbing.

I'd feel sorry for anyone having to raise a copy of me.

Which raises another question, how would anyone react to an exact clone of themselves, including memories?

I think my clone would be plotting to kill me so I'd have to do the same.

I think that I would love to have a clone of myself.

Would it start out as a baby, or would it already be an adult?

Adult, same age as you, exact clone in all ways.
Wrong.   The way they do sheep now, they are babies.   Same goes for cloning cows right now.   It is basically making a test tube baby.   This is no walk into a room and photocopy yourself as your exact age bullshit.

http://www.crystalinks.com/cloningcows.html

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Reports from the United States say scientists have, for the first time, cloned an endangered species by using the eggs and the womb of another animal - a cow. According to the Washington Post newspaper, an Asian gaur - a humpbacked, ox-like animal native to India and Burma - was cloned from a single skin cell taken from a dead gaur.

Scientists fused the cell to a cows' egg, whose own genes had been removed, then transferred it to the womb of another cow. The baby gaur, already named Noah, is due to be born next month.

Well obviously I wasn't talking about something that is actually possible. What do you take me for?
I don't take you for anything, as I have no clue about whether you were really being serious about having a instant made adult clone made of yourself, as it is impossible as far as what we know right now.   I just went with it.

That's okay, thanks for erring on the side of thinking im a fucking douchebag who doesnt know his arse from a hole in the ground.

No harm done  :green:
I didn't mean anything by it personally.   Just another reason to postwhore now.

You mean you are meant to have a reason to postwhore? Who would have thunk it?
I don't need a reason.   It always helps to have one though.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: 40 year virgin is depressing me...
« Reply #55 on: March 16, 2008, 05:57:53 AM »
I have just hit Post whore status. 1000 posts. Yay me!!! I need a fucking life..... :-[
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