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Offline z.twelve

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Ok, I want you to meet Ed.

Ed is a fuckwit who sticks and lights firecrackers in his anus and also happens to have a penchant for spamwhoring on message boards, even though he has the choice not to.

<----Fuckwit

Your challenge should you choose to accept it, is to abstain indefinately from fuckwittery in this thread.

The game is simple. Post a question to something you have been wondering about but don't know the answer.

For example:

-Why do buses and trucks normally run on diesel while cars run on petrol?

-What is a subpoena?

These questions are quite simple though you are free to ask more difficult questions.

Rules:
1. No fuckwittery
2. No spamwhoring (see 1.)
3. Ask a factual question that has a known answer. If you don't know if the answer is known or not but within reason you think it would be factual then ask it anyway.
4. Quote the original question while giving the answer.
5. Anyone is free to ask a question, anyone is free to answer one (provided they give the attempt to give the correct answer.)
6. Deliberately exploiting loopholes in these rules will be considered fuckwittery (see 1.)

Definition of spamwhore in the context of this thread:

One who posts impetuously
or does not answer questions directly
or goes off on tangents
or adds superfluous unneccesary dialogue to the thread thereby watering down the Q&A session.
Etc!

This has the *potential* to be an interesting thread that expands users general knowledge just by browsing through.

Alright Go! And don't be like Ed, you have been challenged!

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Is this the best you can contribute?

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And the word is indefinitely....not indefinately.


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Why do people spend so much time on a site they find boring?

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Why do people spend so much time on a site they find boring?

Because they feel sorry for us and want to start exciting threads like this....but because we are so boring, we don't get how exciting and cool they are for starting such an exciting and engaging topic of conversation.

Like, I enjoy being retarded if this is the best they can come up with.

ZTwelve...is that your name because you are twelve years old?

I'd suggest you spend some more time here before you start with the shit boy. 

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chris lynam used to stick fireworks up his arse and light them, with malcolm hardee (R.I.P).

i saw them at Glastonbury one year.  fucking hilarious!

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chris lynam used to stick fireworks up his arse and light them, with malcolm hardee (R.I.P).

i saw them at Glastonbury one year.  fucking hilarious!

Did he used to spamwhore message boards on his day off too??

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nah.  he isn't a tit, as far as i can tell.

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I have a hole in my pants.

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:LMAO:  :LMAO:  :LMAO:

fuckin' 'ell - i've just howled, literally!

:LMAO:

 :plus:

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I have a hole in my pants.
:LMAO:

*braces to deliver staggeringly intense question*

Is it in the front or the back?
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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depends where he stuck the firework.

:LMAO:

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Is this the best you can contribute?

You would have said this no matter what I started, your response does not suprise me.

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And the word is indefinitely....not indefinately.

Yeah, yeah get over it.

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Why do people spend so much time on a site they find boring?

I just actively tried to make it more interesting (to me and others). Which is more than can be said for a lot of people.

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ZTwelve...is that your name because you are twelve years old?

Again you are blindingly creative.

Meh.



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If the sun goes supernova and destroys the earth, what happens to all the vampires and spectres? Do they just float around and haunt outer space?
!!Super atomic enema!!

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Why do people spend so much time on a site they find boring?

I just actively tried to make it more interesting (to me and others). Which is more than can be said for a lot of people.



But why bother putting in the effort if this site is as much of a lost cause as you seem to be suggesting it is?