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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2006, 07:36:53 PM »
Patience, young one, patience!

Who ever is gay, what ever floats your boat.  I want to fuck/ seduce a woman   and that is it. 


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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2006, 08:01:54 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on May 29, 2006, 07:06:31 PM
Patience, young one, patience! 8)

Peace

hey, are you my faaathar?

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2006, 08:40:00 PM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 29, 2006, 07:36:53 PM
Patience, young one, patience!

Who ever is gay, what ever floats your boat.  I want to fuck/ seduce a woman   and that is it. 




Would you let a woman fuck you in the ass with a strapon while she pretended that she was a guy?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2006, 08:43:43 PM »
Hell no, I would throw up.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2006, 08:50:46 PM »
would you let her stick her thumb up your ass at the same time you were cumming?

assuming of course that due to premature ejaculation issues that she would have sufficient time
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2006, 09:19:50 PM »
That is too much like a, dick up my ass.  I am not gay.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2006, 10:17:59 PM »
but its a woman, so its not gay.

trust me whe n i tell you to try it someday.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2006, 12:05:40 AM »
indeed - never rule anything out before you try it (or something similar).

anyway, most people have the erroneous concept of male gay sex being all about anal penetration.  it isn't.

and if there's such a horror of anal sex, why are so many hetereosexual men keen, nay avid, to do it?  (not asking for an answer, as i already have several, so it's a rhetorical question in as far as it's for you to think about).
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2006, 12:11:59 AM »
pleeeeaaase.

i want to answer.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #54 on: May 30, 2006, 08:11:28 PM »
If certain people would give me the money they own me, I could have this whole issue done with. I am owed 200 dollars.? I want my friend, Kristin, to get her ass over here.? I will go ask my mom and see if she schedueled something.? I am working my ass off here, fighting snack food urgers and exercising, WTF.? I have abs. Anybody have any ideas to make things go quicker?
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #55 on: May 30, 2006, 09:12:32 PM »
I just got a dirty idea.  Why don;t I tell my mom I have a girlfriend?  She want me to have some children so bad, maybe she will push some buttons for me.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2006, 09:24:40 PM »
Another idea.  Why don;t I have someone take me over my grandmother's where my brother is.  Kristin will probably be there too.  I can say Hi to my grandmother too.  I missed her last week.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2006, 11:33:05 PM »
what the fuck are you on about?

and is telling your mother you have a girlfriend a dirty idea?  blimey - dunno what that makes me, then...   :angel:
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #58 on: May 31, 2006, 02:36:14 AM »
If I lie, she might get excited and help in some way with her bipolar mouth. She is against me putting showing people what they see in the summer time. All I know is I am getting my ssi check today or tommorow, probably tommorow though.  I will have money to pay Kristin, and maybe then I will use some of it to get a computer from my aunt. It will probably be windows xp. I am owed the amount I will be using, so its no problem. If I get windows xp, my system requirements will be met and I can use my scanner freely.  I would still have to develope film though. Kristin is a nice bitch,  and she will let me wait a day if to pay her if I need to.
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Re: Semi-n00dz
« Reply #59 on: June 01, 2006, 01:35:12 AM »
Quote from: fluorescent on May 31, 2006, 02:36:14 AM
If I lie, she might get excited and help in some way with her bipolar mouth.

  :o  :o  :o what concerns me is that you are talking about your mother  in this sentence. has your shrink ever used the words "Oedipus complex" during your sessions (joking)?
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