A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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You probably did the best thing...it is not that good for mopping upIt will be useful though when i come to apply floor polish
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
I need to buy a handsfree bluetooth thingy.
I bought a strata inspection report for $295. That's some expensive toilet paper
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: odeon on June 23, 2011, 04:49:33 PMI need to buy a handsfree bluetooth thingy.Oh Odeon, that is so cute. You sound just like me.
I'd get one of those blue tooth things but they make you look like your insane and talking to yourself and I already have enough problems with that as it is
Quote from: parts on June 24, 2011, 05:30:37 AMI'd get one of those blue tooth things but they make you look like your insane and talking to yourself and I already have enough problems with that as it is I meant one of those things you use in a car. I wouldn't dream of getting that other kind.