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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1800 on: November 11, 2009, 10:30:46 AM »
you don't know what United are?  :(

they're the greatest football club in the history of the universe!

if you came home one day and found that another furball had somehow broken into your house and was fucking your own furball, what would you do?

if your furball didn't like your boyfriend would you get rid? (of the bf)
1.  Be damn confused as to how my neutered male cat was making it work.
2.  The boyfriend.  If he's a good guy he'll accept that my cat and I are a package deal.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1801 on: November 11, 2009, 10:35:07 AM »
that's what it says on my okcupid profile  :lol:

about me and my cat,dog,tortoise,birds,gecko i mean, not you (i mean apart from the huge paragraph i dedicate to you)

your cat can get fucked by another male cat though

a dog tried to have sex with my dog at the park the other day but we were like No way dude

do you watch Little People Big World?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1802 on: November 11, 2009, 02:50:14 PM »
that's what it says on my okcupid profile  :lol:

about me and my cat,dog,tortoise,birds,gecko i mean, not you (i mean apart from the huge paragraph i dedicate to you)

your cat can get fucked by another male cat though

a dog tried to have sex with my dog at the park the other day but we were like No way dude

do you watch Little People Big World?
Nope.  I've heard of it but my cable doesn't go that high (I have cable, but it's as basic as it can be and still be cable).
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1803 on: November 12, 2009, 09:28:25 AM »
are you ticklish?

are u scared of spiders?

do you like trees?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1804 on: November 12, 2009, 07:25:47 PM »
are you ticklish?

are u scared of spiders?

do you like trees?
1.  I'ms way too much of an ice queen for such nonsense.
2.  Moderately.
3.  Platonically.  And even then only kinda.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1805 on: November 12, 2009, 07:37:58 PM »
Are you going to invite us to your graduation? What is the tassle on the graduation cap called? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop? Do you agree or disagree that Larry Fine provided critical stability to the Three Stooges?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1806 on: November 12, 2009, 07:43:15 PM »
Are you going to invite us to your graduation? What is the tassle on the graduation cap called? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop? Do you agree or disagree that Larry Fine provided critical stability to the Three Stooges?
1.  I only get so many tickets!!!
2.  No idea, lol.
3.  The world may never know.
4.  You're OLLLLDDDDDD.   :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1807 on: November 12, 2009, 07:45:35 PM »
4.  You're OLLLLDDDDDD.   :P
College is paying off already. Have you considered a Police Science major?  :zoinks:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1808 on: November 12, 2009, 08:01:42 PM »
4.  You're OLLLLDDDDDD.   :P
College is paying off already. Have you considered a Police Science major?  :zoinks:
...police science?  Is that another stooges reference?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1809 on: November 13, 2009, 01:00:19 AM »
will you come to MY graduation?  :shamone:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1810 on: November 13, 2009, 08:03:53 AM »
will you come to MY graduation?  :shamone:
If you pay for my flight and for my hotel and give me enough notice to take the time off of work, then sure.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1811 on: November 18, 2009, 12:09:27 PM »
Have you ever thought about joining ZOMG?  :eyelash:

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1812 on: November 18, 2009, 12:11:37 PM »
Have you ever thought about joining ZOMG?  :eyelash:
Yes, but this site eats enough of my time as it is.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1813 on: November 18, 2009, 12:13:39 PM »
Have you ever thought about joining ZOMG?  :eyelash:
Yes, but this site eats enough of my time as it is.

There is a shortage of hot females there.  Plus there are cool games in the Arcade.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #1814 on: November 18, 2009, 12:18:27 PM »
Will you be able to resist buttcoffee's charm when you go to zOMG?