You're assuming an awful lot there don't you think?
(1) I don't have an STD and I never have.
(2) AIDS is an STD dumbass - see (1)
(3) I never offered you a fuck and I never would-not only are you a whiny twunt with the mental age of a 4 year old, you also have a face like a sack of half mashed spuds.
not that i wish to set the cat amongst the pigeons, but there is a lot of debate as to whether or not AIDS is an STD (or STI, as they're called this week), because it's actually transmitted through body fluids and not exclusively by sexual contact.
apologies for the aspie pedantism, but i did spend several years of my life researching the damn thing.
and ahayes - stop being such a bloody knob.