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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #420 on: April 07, 2007, 07:11:43 AM »
i can see the muscle definition in that picture.

that's why i got curious about your arms.  you look like you'd kick my arse at arm wrestling.

Naaah.  You gotta remember I'm like 5'2".  My arms just look big in comparison to my general size.  Even when I was huge I coudln't say "I'm big-boned" because I'm built like the human version of a VW bug.  I don't care how well-designed that car is, if it gets into an argument with a mac truck, the bug loses.
are you calling me a mac truck?
is it because i am blue collar?  :laugh:

OK, fine, one of those fantastically indulgent hummer limos.  Happy?  :P

I can look obese in the right (wrong) pants.

So, don't wear pants.

Why do most of my suggestions to women involve them removing clothing?

I look better IN pants.

(And no, I won't let you give me a second opinion)
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #421 on: April 07, 2007, 07:13:56 AM »

I look better IN pants.

(And no, I won't let you give me a second opinion)

Ah well, your loss. I tend to be pretty honest, as well as honestly pretty.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #422 on: April 07, 2007, 02:00:44 PM »
Do it!!!

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #423 on: April 07, 2007, 02:02:40 PM »
Is it your gun or did you borrow it from a friend? I thought you were against them.  ;)

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #424 on: April 07, 2007, 02:06:43 PM »
Are you for or against being for or against things?
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #425 on: April 07, 2007, 05:42:06 PM »
Is it your gun or did you borrow it from a friend? I thought you were against them.  ;)

It's a friend's, and it's just a pellet gun.  I think I wound up posing with the guns because me and my two female friends were all wearing corsets, which lead to a Charlie's Angel's comparison, which lead to posing with guns in the charlie's angel silouhette pose, which then lead to us posing like we were offing ourselves.  :)

And I'm not especially for or against guns.  I don't think I said anything on the topic, unless you mean my sadistic idea of making you recant, which was only funny to me because it would be horrible to you, not because I'm horribly anti-gun.  I don't know enough about the logicstics of the issue to have a strong stance, and I don't care enough to find out.  I don't own one, though, and never should because I'd be a high risk to myself- also why I flushed the 14.5 vicodin pills I had for awhile, by the way.  I know better than to leave such temptations around the house.

Are you for or against being for or against things?

I'm very much for being against things, which is actually not contradictory.

Do it!!!

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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #426 on: April 07, 2007, 05:44:57 PM »
I suspect he was refering to something else....

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #427 on: April 07, 2007, 05:46:08 PM »
I suspect he was refering to something else....

Giving you guys a picture of me with no pants on?

Actually, I wasn't wearing pants in the picture I have up right now.   :angel:
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #428 on: April 07, 2007, 05:48:51 PM »
See. And you look fine without them. I knew it!

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #429 on: April 07, 2007, 05:54:50 PM »
You horny bitch!  :o

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #430 on: April 07, 2007, 05:58:36 PM »
I don't see where not wearing pants means that someone is horny.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #431 on: April 07, 2007, 07:48:55 PM »
It's a false correlation.  And anyway, I was wearing an ankle-length skirt, which is hardly indecent.  Of course, I had the corest on with that, but nobody's called me horny for that yet.   :laugh:
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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #432 on: April 07, 2007, 07:53:40 PM »
More or less as I figured. So, why do you wear skirts, if you look better in pants?

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #433 on: April 07, 2007, 08:21:36 PM »
More or less as I figured. So, why do you wear skirts, if you look better in pants?

That skirt actually looks pretty good, relative for me, but I rarely wear it.  I think that we might have been going out to some movie that time and we decided to randomly get dressed up.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Interrogate PMS Elle!
« Reply #434 on: May 16, 2007, 01:00:49 PM »
what courses did you take last semester, and what grades did you get in each course?
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