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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #750 on: August 26, 2006, 09:11:42 AM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women.  and thats only cause i have already hooked up with my old lady.
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #751 on: August 26, 2006, 10:42:04 AM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women. 

er, no offense to peter, but not in my case.   :police:

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #752 on: August 26, 2006, 10:46:35 AM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women. 

er, no offense to peter, but not in my case.   :police:

That's ok; I know I just can't compete with Odeon's scandalandishness.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #753 on: August 26, 2006, 11:55:50 AM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women. 

er, no offense to peter, but not in my case.   :police:

That's ok; I know I just can't compete with Odeon's scandalandishness.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #754 on: August 26, 2006, 12:12:20 PM »
"scandalandishness"?  gosh, peter, are you psychic, or what?  how on earth did you know he has that whole word tattooed on hi...Censored, by express order of The Sexy Swede!

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #755 on: August 26, 2006, 12:28:02 PM »
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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #756 on: August 26, 2006, 02:19:26 PM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women. 

er, no offense to peter, but not in my case.   :police:

Not in my case either. Long hair on men doesn't do it for me.  :P :laugh:

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #757 on: August 26, 2006, 02:26:47 PM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women. 

er, no offense to peter, but not in my case.   :police:

Not in my case either. Long hair on men doesn't do it for me.  :P :laugh:

This doesn't do it for you?  :(

Ok, who else isn't attracted to me?  You'd better have damn good reasons.   >:(



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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #758 on: August 26, 2006, 02:33:11 PM »
This doesn't do it for you?  :(

No, sorry. I'm sure there are other people on the site who will love it though.  ;) :)

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #759 on: August 26, 2006, 02:46:58 PM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women. 

er, no offense to peter, but not in my case.   :police:

Not in my case either. Long hair on men doesn't do it for me.  :P :laugh:

This doesn't do it for you?  :(

Ok, who else isn't attracted to me?  You'd better have damn good reasons.   >:(



It's because I'm straight.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #760 on: August 26, 2006, 02:51:18 PM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women. 

er, no offense to peter, but not in my case.   :police:

Not in my case either. Long hair on men doesn't do it for me.  :P :laugh:

This doesn't do it for you?  :(

Ok, who else isn't attracted to me?  You'd better have damn good reasons.   >:(



It's because I'm straight.

You don't get even a passing urge to gaze dolefully at me or suck my nipples? :(
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #761 on: August 26, 2006, 03:01:54 PM »
j-man, in answer to your question, its peter for all the women. 

er, no offense to peter, but not in my case.   :police:

Not in my case either. Long hair on men doesn't do it for me.  :P :laugh:

This doesn't do it for you?  :(

Ok, who else isn't attracted to me?  You'd better have damn good reasons.   >:(



It's because I'm straight.

You don't get even a passing urge to gaze dolefully at me or suck my nipples? :(

Sorry, stud, 'fraid not.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #762 on: August 26, 2006, 03:10:01 PM »
What if I sucked your nipples first to get you in the mood?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #763 on: August 26, 2006, 03:12:55 PM »
What if I sucked your nipples first to get you in the mood?

I'll probably rip your tongue out if you did that.

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Re: Ask QuirkyCarla Anything
« Reply #764 on: August 26, 2006, 03:32:19 PM »
What if there was a girl watching, who thought it was incredibly hot, and was getting wet at the sight of it?  Would it be better then?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?