YO!!!! SomeRandomGuy!!!!!

[Lucifer]

play me your song.

probably "too drunk to fuck" right at this moment.   

actually, that's a really stupid thing to say - how the fuck can you be too drunk?  if you're breathing, you can fuck.  pah - i reckon "breathing" was the only thing going for some of the blokes i've fucked.

(i was sort of joking about the  , btw).

[willow]

play me your song.

probably "too drunk to fuck" right at this moment.   

actually, that's a really stupid thing to say - how the fuck can you be too drunk?  if you're breathing, you can fuck.  pah - i reckon "breathing" was the only thing going for some of the blokes i've fucked.

(i was sort of joking about the  , btw).

man...I kill those guys, right at the end. no one else should ever have to fuck them.

[SomeRandomGuy]

man...I kill those guys, right at the end. no one else should ever have to fuck them.

Wait... there's some distinction to the ones you kill?

[Lucifer]

play me your song.

probably "too drunk to fuck" right at this moment.   

actually, that's a really stupid thing to say - how the fuck can you be too drunk?  if you're breathing, you can fuck.  pah - i reckon "breathing" was the only thing going for some of the blokes i've fucked.

(i was sort of joking about the  , btw).

man...I kill those guys, right at the end. no one else should ever have to fuck them.

depends how good a fuck they are.  anyway, someone has to be cannon fodder in wars.   

[willow]

play me your song.

probably "too drunk to fuck" right at this moment.   

actually, that's a really stupid thing to say - how the fuck can you be too drunk?  if you're breathing, you can fuck.  pah - i reckon "breathing" was the only thing going for some of the blokes i've fucked.

(i was sort of joking about the  , btw).

man...I kill those guys, right at the end. no one else should ever have to fuck them.

depends how good a fuck they are.  anyway, someone has to be cannon fodder in wars.   

the ones who don't move = cannon fodder.

[willow]

man...I kill those guys, right at the end. no one else should ever have to fuck them.

Wait... there's some distinction to the ones you kill?

shut up, nancy.

[Calandale]

double fisting it.

I thought that was Friday night at Calandale's?

he is going to try to hurt you.

Fixed.

Oh, don't think that I need to bother. 

You'll just go with the rest of existence. 'tis happening
anyhow.

[The_P]

is this some sort of IM substitute? 

Well, sortof. Save that any random jerk can make a comment about it.

10 million sperm, and you were the quickest. There is no justice, is there?

[SomeRandomGuy]

10 million sperm, and you were the quickest. There is no justice, is there?

Sadly, we athletic types lack the cleverosity, witfulness, and turned phrases to keep up with you smarties.

[Lucifer]

Smarties are evil.

[duncvis]

Only the blue ones.

[SomeRandomGuy]

Only the blue ones.

The red ones too, but they couch it in philanthropy, so it goes unnoticed.

[Calandale]

Only the blue ones.

The red ones too, but they couch it in philanthropy, so it goes unnoticed.

Blue, red (more pink), and green are ok, but purple are best.

[Scrapheap]

10 million sperm, and you were the quickest. There is no justice, is there?

Nice zinger!! 

[DirtDawg]

10 million sperm, and you were the quickest. There is no justice, is there?

Nice zinger!! 

I overused it in high school, but it has come around again, I see. I'll wait to see where he takes it, next.