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Offline Tom/Mutate

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Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« on: June 15, 2007, 01:11:04 PM »
I used to be a confident, socially successfull NT and the life and soul of the party.  I had a basket of condoms by my bed (frequently used) and a shelf of football trophies.  Then I got a fever one day from too much partying and put an old themometor in my mouth to take my heat.  I slipped on a condom and bit down on it by mistake, and the mercury went down my throat.   Now the condom basket has been replaced by a little doll of Mr Spock, and the trophies replaced by a collection of star trek videos.
I am what you see before you today - pure aspie.
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2007, 01:13:48 PM »
we'll have to strap you down and chelate you.  >:D
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2007, 01:38:20 PM »
What a touching story...  :'(
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2007, 01:56:50 PM »
Well, at least you got better.
Though apparantly not much
brighter, whomever you were.
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2007, 02:07:23 PM »
But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\

Unless this is a joke, of course. I don't really get jokes, so do excuse me! :)
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2007, 02:08:58 PM »
Quote from: RobertN on June 15, 2007, 02:07:23 PM
But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\

Unless this is a joke, of course. I don't really get jokes, so do excuse me! :)

It's okay -- Tom's video really didn't catch on either.
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2007, 02:19:43 PM »
Quote from: RobertN on June 15, 2007, 02:07:23 PM
But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\

Why? There's clearly some sort of
inheritence (though I'm not certain
it's purely genetic), but why couldn't
other factors effect it? I know that
my parents had a fridge.
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2007, 02:22:15 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 15, 2007, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: RobertN on June 15, 2007, 02:07:23 PM
But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\

Why? There's clearly some sort of
inheritence (though I'm not certain
it's purely genetic), but why couldn't
other factors effect it? I know that
my parents had a fridge.

The refridgerator mom theory -- your fridge is your mother!  :o
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2007, 02:24:48 PM »
That means I had incest! :o
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2007, 03:07:23 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 15, 2007, 02:24:48 PM
That means I had incest! :o


you are incest.
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2007, 03:11:15 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 15, 2007, 03:07:23 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 15, 2007, 02:24:48 PM
That means I had incest! :o


you are incest.

You should see me with a mirror.
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2007, 03:11:28 PM »
Quote from: Barrywhore on June 15, 2007, 02:22:15 PM
Quote from: calandale on June 15, 2007, 02:19:43 PM
Quote from: RobertN on June 15, 2007, 02:07:23 PM
But surely aspergers is something you are born with? :-\

Why? There's clearly some sort of
inheritence (though I'm not certain
it's purely genetic), but why couldn't
other factors effect it? I know that
my parents had a fridge.

The refridgerator mom theory -- your fridge is your mother!  :o

:LMAO: :plus:
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2007, 03:55:08 PM »
Ah.  Aspie literalism at work.  "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see.  It means your mom was a cold fish.
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2007, 03:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Mutate on June 15, 2007, 03:55:08 PM
Ah.  Aspie literalism at work.  "refrigerator mother" is a metaphor you see.  It means your mom was a cold fish.

I thought it meant that she used a fridge.
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Re: Spare a thought....I wasn't always like this!
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2007, 04:04:13 PM »
Took me ages to figure that one out, actually. I kept thinking at the magnets you stick to refrigerator doors.
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