Scrapheap calls out Lucifer.

[Scrapheap]

nope, not english.  i'm a Celt - part irish, part welsh (note spelling)

After reading a fair amount of Cymraeg, I was under the impression that Welsh didn't give a damn about spelling. 

[Lucifer]

that's cos you don't understand the welsh language and alphabet.  welsh - like turkish and italian, for example - is a phonetic language, unlike english (and, to a certain extent, american) - every letter is pronounced.  which means i can read out any amount of welsh and sound as though i know exactly what i'm talking about (i don't, as i only speak a tiny smattering of welsh).

[The_P]

that's cos you don't understand the welsh language and alphabet.  welsh - like turkish and italian, for example - is a phonetic language, unlike english (and, to a certain extent, american) - every letter is pronounced.  which means i can read out any amount of welsh and sound as though i know exactly what i'm talking about (i don't, as i only speak a tiny smattering of welsh).

Your witch precursors from Wales must be hanging their heads in shame from the afterlife. That is, if you have a history of witchcraft in your family tree.

And Bristol used to be Welsh territory before the Saxons and Normans settled here, I think. Don't know the history too well, though.

Oh well, there's always the local library.

[McGiver]

that's cos you don't understand the welsh language and alphabet.  welsh - like turkish and italian, for example - is a phonetic language, unlike english (and, to a certain extent, american) - every letter is pronounced.  which means i can read out any amount of welsh and sound as though i know exactly what i'm talking about (i don't, as i only speak a tiny smattering of welsh).

Your witch precursors from Wales must be hanging their heads in shame from the afterlife. That is, if you have a history of witchcraft in your family tree.

And Bristol used to be Welsh territory before the Saxons and Normans settled here, I think. Don't know the history too well, though.

Oh well, there's always the local library.

or the internet.

[The_P]

that's cos you don't understand the welsh language and alphabet.  welsh - like turkish and italian, for example - is a phonetic language, unlike english (and, to a certain extent, american) - every letter is pronounced.  which means i can read out any amount of welsh and sound as though i know exactly what i'm talking about (i don't, as i only speak a tiny smattering of welsh).

Your witch precursors from Wales must be hanging their heads in shame from the afterlife. That is, if you have a history of witchcraft in your family tree.

And Bristol used to be Welsh territory before the Saxons and Normans settled here, I think. Don't know the history too well, though.

Oh well, there's always the local library.

or the internet.

Yeah, but I need to get out more, to meet the sexy ladies as it were.

[Scrapheap]

that's cos you don't understand the welsh language and alphabet.  welsh - like turkish and italian, for example - is a phonetic language, unlike english (and, to a certain extent, american) - every letter is pronounced.  which means i can read out any amount of welsh and sound as though i know exactly what i'm talking about (i don't, as i only speak a tiny smattering of welsh).

Your witch precursors from Wales must be hanging their heads in shame from the afterlife. That is, if you have a history of witchcraft in your family tree.

And Bristol used to be Welsh territory before the Saxons and Normans settled here, I think. Don't know the history too well, though.

Oh well, there's always the local library.

or the internet.

Yeah, but I need to get out more, to meet the sexy ladies as it were.

Some librarians are fucking HOT!! The main library in Anaheim has a brunette librarian who's damn near a perfect 10. ....... she's maried of course.

[Scrapheap]

that's cos you don't understand the welsh language and alphabet.  welsh - like turkish and italian, for example - is a phonetic language, unlike english (and, to a certain extent, american) - every letter is pronounced.  which means i can read out any amount of welsh and sound as though i know exactly what i'm talking about (i don't, as i only speak a tiny smattering of welsh).

OOOOOOOHHH, COME ON VIVI!!!!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!! 

[Lucifer]

lol.

 

[Scrapheap]

Are you, in reality, a big, fat, ugly cow that lives in a trailer park in rural Texas??

[Lucifer]

only in your dreams, darl'.

[renaeden]

that's cos you don't understand the welsh language and alphabet.  welsh - like turkish and italian, for example - is a phonetic language, unlike english (and, to a certain extent, american) - every letter is pronounced.

I think that French is the absolute worst for being a language that if read phonetically, does not make any sense.

[Lucifer]

scots gaelic is worse.  can't seem to get my head round that at all, and i'm pretty okay with irish.

[Scrapheap]

only in your dreams, darl'.

That would be a nightmaare there daarlin' 

[Lucifer]

really?  and i thought that would be your ideal guurrrrrrl.

just goes to show, doesn't it?

[Scrapheap]

really?  and i thought that would be your ideal guurrrrrrl.

just goes to show, doesn't it?

That you know nothing. yes it does.