Oh my God, what have I done....

[Lucifer]

look, i can't help it if i have a high sex drive, can i?  given the choice (and my usual state, which is partner-less), i think i'd go for quiescence, with an option for ratcheting up to warp factor 13 when a likely lad hoves onto the scene.

now, all i have to do is find my magic wand, get it out and wave it about a bit...

[CuriousPrimate]

Doesn't warp factor 13 destroy the universe or something? (It's been a while since I watched any Trek.)

now, all i have to do is find my magic wand, get it out and wave it about a bit...

Look, no hands... 

[Lucifer]

/wakes the neighbours laughing.   

i have no idea about warp factor 13 and its effects on the universe (well, i do, but only a teeny part of of the universe  ).  the last time i watched star trek, shatner had only just acquired the toup?e.

[CuriousPrimate]

...the last time i watched star trek, shatner had only just acquired the toup?e.

Yeah, I remember those tribbles got everywhere.

[CuriousPrimate]

Ah, Dr Paranoid comes knocking at my door?

  and i have been curious about you for a while.
everything i have read so far speaks to intelligence.
  but what would i know, look at the company i keep.

An appeal to my vanity by Darth McJagger.
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Wait, what's happened to my avatar!

 

[Lucifer]

dunno.  but if it starts developing yellow squiggles all over it, we'll know you're an excessive wanker.

[CuriousPrimate]

Ook?

[Lucifer]

sorry - an excessive wanker and a Librarian. 

[CuriousPrimate]

Ah, but the texture of the binding on those old first editions...

Just thinking about it...

agh..., eh...., oops

Ook!

Two hobbies in one!

[Lucifer]

bargain!

i'm more of a Weatherwax (literally, actually), though.  and she would NEVER be doing with That Sort Of Thing.

erm...

hmmm....

maybe a dash of Ogg got into my genetics, somewhere along the way... 

[CuriousPrimate]

i'm more of a Weatherwax (literally, actually), though.  and she would NEVER be doing with That Sort Of Thing.

erm...

hmmm....

maybe a dash of Ogg got into my genetics, somewhere along the way... 

There's more than a dash of Nanny Ogg in you I'd say. But I guess you could have been the evil sister Lily if things had turned out differently.

Oh, and remember that it is a lending library, we're flexible about the opening hours, and there's one or two grimoires with a curiously plush binding!

[Lucifer]

there's one or two grimoires with a curiously plush binding!

i always wondered what she does with my bikini wax offcuts...   

[Eamonn]

You wot? Is this all intellectual talk for "let's fuck each others brains out"?

[Lucifer]

no, dear.  some of us have more on our minds than just fucking.   

[CuriousPrimate]

i always wondered what she does with my bikini wax offcuts...

That explains why they have to be chained down!


[quote autor=Eamonn]You wot? Is this all intellectual talk for "let's fuck each others brains out"?

Yep, this is a serious intellectual discussion of the merits of T Pratchett's Discworld Witches and their role in the disruption of American imperial showmanship and the potential for world wide democratic communism.

Now, back to the plot...