Ask Eclair anything.

[Eclair]

I don't see what the ho-hah is with shoes. It's not like they're gonna fly you anywhere.

Wouldn't that depend on the particular shoes? 

They aren't Mary Janes you heathen.

   

S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties

[Calandale]

S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties

Actually, yes.
But, I also prefer those who
aren't trying to distort their body,
for whatever reason.

[Eclair]

S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties

Actually, yes.
But, I also prefer those who
aren't trying to distort their body,
for whatever reason.

Lick my heels bitch.

[Calandale]

Not my taste dear.
You might enjoy shoes
in such a manner, but I prefer not
to.

[Callaway]

S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties

Actually, yes.
But, I also prefer those who
aren't trying to distort their body,
for whatever reason.

Lick my heels bitch.

 

 

[Lucifer]

S'pose Cal, you like the teenagers, they usually wear flatties

Actually, yes.
But, I also prefer those who
aren't trying to distort their body,
for whatever reason.

Lick my heels bitch.

   


oooooh, choose me, choose me!!   

[Eclair]

Not my taste dear.
You might enjoy shoes
in such a manner, but I prefer not
to.

Well of course not.  A narcissist would never make himself vulnerable enough to worship and adore a real woman.

Instead you fantasize about youthful dewy young girls mesmerised by your charm....which has perhaps long faded.

[Lucifer]

"dewy"!

[Eclair]

"dewy"!

You think 'dopey' would be a better adjective?? 

[Lucifer]

"dewy"!

You think 'dopey' would be a better adjective?? 

"demented"?  "desperate"?  "delusional"?

[Eclair]

"dewy"!

You think 'dopey' would be a better adjective?? 

"demented"?  "desperate"?  "delusional"?

lol....how about we sum it up in one.....

'doughey'....

[Lucifer]

/cracks up.



what a grim thought - all that pale, squidgy flesh blubbering about during sex.

i wish i hadn't said that, as i now have the most repulsive image in my head...

[Eclair]

/cracks up.



what a grim thought - all that pale, squidgy flesh blubbering about during sex.

i wish i hadn't said that, as i now have the most repulsive image in my head...

Well, let's put it this way.  Cal would never pick anyone who was more intelligent or knowledgable than himself....God Forbid.

Wonder when he last really conquered a woman?  Yet he acts as is if he is Rasputin.  And so full of charm.....

sorry...don't ever recall a heroine ever wearing flatties....

even Dorothy had some pump to her heels!

[Lucifer]

his version of "conquered" is dubious to say the least.   

but... but... but you haven't seen what I can do with a pair of flatties, my treasure.   

[Eclair]

his version of "conquered" is dubious to say the least.   

but... but... but you haven't seen what I can do with a pair of flatties, my treasure.   

All I can see them useful for is for Cal to drink his own cum out of them!