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Offline Calandale

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1755 on: September 28, 2007, 04:56:45 AM »
Your mom?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1756 on: September 28, 2007, 05:04:46 AM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on September 28, 2007, 02:22:34 AM
Eclair, you creamy chocolate delight, you're neglecting your duties. You've missed a question above about a hypothetical duel between two of your fellow countrymen?! ^

Rolf Harris vs Paul Hogan?

Rolf is good.  Paul's had too much plastic surgery.  That's about it for my thoughts on those two. 
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1757 on: September 28, 2007, 05:07:25 AM »
Quote from: RupertPupkin on September 28, 2007, 04:26:57 AM
What has six faces,
But does not wear makeup.
It also has twenty-one eyes,
But cannot see?

I know but it's easy to search these on Google.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1758 on: September 28, 2007, 05:18:31 AM »
Why is RP posting like me?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1759 on: September 28, 2007, 05:21:49 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 28, 2007, 05:18:31 AM
Why is RP posting like me?

He is?

He kind of makes sense, so no, he couldn't be posting like you.

Do you mean the riddles?  That was an actual riddle, as compared with your posts which are just riddles with no answers or solutions  :laugh: ;)
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1760 on: September 28, 2007, 05:23:15 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 28, 2007, 05:21:49 AM


He is?

He kind of makes sense, so no, he couldn't be posting like you.

Ah. My mistake.
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Do you mean the riddles?  That was an actual riddle, as compared with your posts which are just riddles with no answers or solutions  :laugh: ;)

No. More the shape. But,
I'm too fucked to make sense
of anything that looks like I might
have managed it.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1761 on: September 28, 2007, 05:24:45 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 28, 2007, 05:23:15 AM
Quote from: Eclair on September 28, 2007, 05:21:49 AM


He is?

He kind of makes sense, so no, he couldn't be posting like you.

Ah. My mistake.
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Do you mean the riddles?  That was an actual riddle, as compared with your posts which are just riddles with no answers or solutions  :laugh: ;)

No. More the shape. But,
I'm too fucked to make sense
of anything that looks like I might
have managed it.


No, you are not fucked, and that is your problem!   :laugh:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1762 on: September 28, 2007, 05:30:19 AM »
So YOU think. I'm posting with a big cock
up my ass, right now.






Ok, not.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1763 on: September 28, 2007, 05:31:37 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 28, 2007, 05:30:19 AM
So YOU think. I'm posting with a big cock
up my ass, right now.






Ok, not.

Nearly funny....

you must be getting some foreplay at least then.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1764 on: September 28, 2007, 05:32:25 AM »
Nah. But something interesting.
Keeps my mind away from what
I can't have.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1765 on: September 28, 2007, 05:34:13 AM »
Quote from: calandale on September 28, 2007, 05:32:25 AM
Nah. But something interesting.
Keeps my mind away from what
I can't have.

Well, good to hear Randy and you might get together then  :P
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1766 on: September 28, 2007, 05:38:01 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 28, 2007, 05:34:13 AM
Quote from: calandale on September 28, 2007, 05:32:25 AM
Nah. But something interesting.
Keeps my mind away from what
I can't have.

Well, good to hear Randy and you might get together then  :P
Oh! I HOPE not.
But damned if I could tell
in my current state.

Glad I got pitched,
actually.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1767 on: September 28, 2007, 11:51:30 AM »
I am assuming you have a guilty pleasure of transfat lidden eclairs, and I right?

Transfat increases low density lipoprotein, triglycerides, and cholesterol.  It also lowers high density lipoprotein, all bad things.  Its more saturated than saturated fat to.  At 2 percent of calories as transfat, you increase your chances of infertility by 100 percent.  I have a sharp memory, magnified with proper diet,  coping, and 240 mg of ginko biloba extract. (12grams of unconcentrated leaf)
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Spread your legs woman!

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1768 on: September 28, 2007, 12:11:21 PM »
Eclairs could also be a fat cock ready to cum.

Yeah, Peter looks like he gets male Jizz pumped on to his face.  It also looks like someone whiped there ass on his face to.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #1769 on: September 28, 2007, 12:24:13 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on September 28, 2007, 05:07:25 AM
Quote from: RupertPupkin on September 28, 2007, 04:26:57 AM
What has six faces,
But does not wear makeup.
It also has twenty-one eyes,
But cannot see?

I know but it's easy to search these on Google.

Well if you haven't googled. Here's a clue: dice.
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