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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #435 on: May 27, 2007, 06:09:37 AM »
do you have subway sandwich shops in australia?
Yes, everywhere...a hot pizza sub is my favourite.
Used to be meatball.
have you ever gone into a subway and said, "i'll have a small vaginamite sandwich and a bag of chips."?
Have you ever gone into one and asked "I'd love to see your 12inch"?

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« Reply #436 on: May 27, 2007, 06:20:49 AM »
do you have subway sandwich shops in australia?
Yes, everywhere...a hot pizza sub is my favourite.
Used to be meatball.
have you ever gone into a subway and said, "i'll have a small vaginamite sandwich and a bag of chips."?
Have you ever gone into one and asked "I'd love to see your 12inch"?
never thought about that before.  but now i just may. :laugh:
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #437 on: May 28, 2007, 06:49:54 AM »
i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?
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« Reply #438 on: May 28, 2007, 07:08:50 AM »
i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?
Are you looking for more information on my crack/s?
I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?

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« Reply #439 on: May 28, 2007, 07:10:32 AM »
i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?
not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.
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« Reply #440 on: May 28, 2007, 07:14:36 AM »
i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?
not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.
Trust me, if I was frisky, in private, you would know it...and I doubt you could ignore it.  ;)

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« Reply #441 on: May 28, 2007, 08:21:44 AM »
i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?
not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.
Trust me, if I was frisky, in private, you would know it...and I doubt you could ignore it.  ;)
wha....did somebody just say something? ;)
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« Reply #442 on: May 28, 2007, 04:54:41 PM »
i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?
not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.
Trust me, if I was frisky, in private, you would know it...and I doubt you could ignore it.  ;)
wha....did somebody just say something? ;)
As in if I was frisky. 
I'm not frisky for you in any way shape or form, so you are safe.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #443 on: May 28, 2007, 04:56:28 PM »
Thinking of your beard as vagina
analogy, what does it mean when
a man cultivates the 3-day stubble
look?

Seems unlikely that ANYONE likes a
poorly shaven muff.

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« Reply #444 on: May 28, 2007, 05:01:42 PM »
Thinking of your beard as vagina
analogy, what does it mean when
a man cultivates the 3-day stubble
look?

Seems unlikely that ANYONE likes a
poorly shaven muff.
On the positive side, think how good it looked 3 days ago and what may have happened to it then!
I think facial hair is much coarser than muffs, well mine anyway.  But then I am pretty hair impaired anyway.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #445 on: May 28, 2007, 05:56:37 PM »
i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?
not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.
Trust me, if I was frisky, in private, you would know it...and I doubt you could ignore it.  ;)
wha....did somebody just say something? ;)
As in if I was frisky. 
I'm not frisky for you in any way shape or form, so you are safe.
i know!

i know!
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #446 on: May 28, 2007, 08:41:08 PM »
Would you mind putting up some kind of Avatar?? It's hard to associate a person with a name only. Men after all, are visually oriented.

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« Reply #447 on: May 28, 2007, 08:50:07 PM »
Would you mind putting up some kind of Avatar?? It's hard to associate a person with a name only. Men after all, are visually oriented.
Now I've gone without one so long, do you think I will struggle with the change?  I like not having one, that way you come up with your own visuals or non visuals.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #448 on: May 28, 2007, 08:51:59 PM »
Could you post an avie of Selma Hayek?? That's how I picture you. :eyebrows:

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #449 on: May 28, 2007, 08:52:58 PM »
why don't you have an avatar contest?

where whoever wants to can post a pic of the avatar they want you to have.
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