Ask Eclair anything.

[Eclair]

do you have subway sandwich shops in australia?

Yes, everywhere...a hot pizza sub is my favourite.
Used to be meatball.

have you ever gone into a subway and said, "i'll have a small vaginamite sandwich and a bag of chips."?

Have you ever gone into one and asked "I'd love to see your 12inch"?

[McGiver]

do you have subway sandwich shops in australia?

Yes, everywhere...a hot pizza sub is my favourite.
Used to be meatball.

have you ever gone into a subway and said, "i'll have a small vaginamite sandwich and a bag of chips."?

Have you ever gone into one and asked "I'd love to see your 12inch"?

never thought about that before.  but now i just may.

[McGiver]

i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

[Eclair]

i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

Are you looking for more information on my crack/s?
I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?

[McGiver]

i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?

not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.

[Eclair]

i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?

not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.

Trust me, if I was frisky, in private, you would know it...and I doubt you could ignore it. 

[McGiver]

i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?

not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.

Trust me, if I was frisky, in private, you would know it...and I doubt you could ignore it. 

wha....did somebody just say something?

[Eclair]

i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?

not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.

Trust me, if I was frisky, in private, you would know it...and I doubt you could ignore it. 

wha....did somebody just say something?

As in if I was frisky. 
I'm not frisky for you in any way shape or form, so you are safe.

[Calandale]

Thinking of your beard as vagina
analogy, what does it mean when
a man cultivates the 3-day stubble
look?

Seems unlikely that ANYONE likes a
poorly shaven muff.

[Eclair]

Thinking of your beard as vagina
analogy, what does it mean when
a man cultivates the 3-day stubble
look?

Seems unlikely that ANYONE likes a
poorly shaven muff.

On the positive side, think how good it looked 3 days ago and what may have happened to it then!
I think facial hair is much coarser than muffs, well mine anyway.  But then I am pretty hair impaired anyway.

[McGiver]

i have read several of your posts this morning.

is someone feeling frisky?

I didn't think I was frisky, but since you are the horny thermometer for all breathing females, I guess you think I should trust your perception better than my own?

not true.  but i can appreciate a good generalization.

i was talking about your public posts-btw.

Trust me, if I was frisky, in private, you would know it...and I doubt you could ignore it. 

wha....did somebody just say something?

As in if I was frisky. 
I'm not frisky for you in any way shape or form, so you are safe.

i know!

i know!

[Scrapheap]

Would you mind putting up some kind of Avatar?? It's hard to associate a person with a name only. Men after all, are visually oriented.

[Eclair]

Would you mind putting up some kind of Avatar?? It's hard to associate a person with a name only. Men after all, are visually oriented.

Now I've gone without one so long, do you think I will struggle with the change?  I like not having one, that way you come up with your own visuals or non visuals.
Your submission is being considered.

[Scrapheap]

Could you post an avie of Selma Hayek?? That's how I picture you.

[McGiver]

why don't you have an avatar contest?

where whoever wants to can post a pic of the avatar they want you to have.