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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #315 on: May 21, 2007, 08:42:56 PM »
were the two of you standing up and having a go?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #316 on: May 21, 2007, 08:46:21 PM »
Quote from: McSmartass on May 21, 2007, 08:42:56 PM
were the two of you standing up and having a go?
Yes, but I'm not giving you a blow by blow description of how we managed that since he was tall!
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #317 on: May 21, 2007, 08:47:58 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:46:21 PM
Quote from: McSmartass on May 21, 2007, 08:42:56 PM
were the two of you standing up and having a go?
Yes, but I'm not giving you a blow by blow description of how we managed that since he was tall!

either he did you from behind...and he bent at the knees.
or,
you could do the splits standing upright....and he bent at the knees.

am i forgetting any?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #318 on: May 21, 2007, 08:49:30 PM »
Quote from: McSmartass on May 21, 2007, 08:47:58 PM
Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:46:21 PM
Quote from: McSmartass on May 21, 2007, 08:42:56 PM
were the two of you standing up and having a go?
Yes, but I'm not giving you a blow by blow description of how we managed that since he was tall!

either he did you from behind...and he bent at the knees.
or,
you could do the splits standing upright....and he bent at the knees.

am i forgetting any?
I'm sure you've seen porn...oh and had sex standing up...you know what needs to be done...
anyway...we had a few combos going on.
Now, I have to go!!
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #319 on: May 21, 2007, 08:51:54 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:49:30 PM
Quote from: McSmartass on May 21, 2007, 08:47:58 PM
Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:46:21 PM
Quote from: McSmartass on May 21, 2007, 08:42:56 PM
were the two of you standing up and having a go?
Yes, but I'm not giving you a blow by blow description of how we managed that since he was tall!

either he did you from behind...and he bent at the knees.
or,
you could do the splits standing upright....and he bent at the knees.

am i forgetting any?
I'm sure you've seen porn...oh and had sex standing up...you know what needs to be done...
anyway...we had a few combos going on.
Now, I have to go!!

i am roughly six feet tall and have dated several girls under 5'4".

and, i have watched porn.  also made some of my own.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #320 on: May 21, 2007, 09:48:00 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:28:29 PM
Is that a serious question?
Of course I was the doer of evil....


Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:41:38 PM
What?  I was the fornicator...

We heard the door click open right at the critical moment and my partner pushed it shut....(Thankfully he was tall, so had long arms!)

"then there was this what are you doing in there??"

Then I think they figured it out and left....and we finished off...not that we stopped the action really.

We went down several floors...no one was any the wiser as to who we were then!


So, uh...what was evil about fucking?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #321 on: May 21, 2007, 11:07:51 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 21, 2007, 09:48:00 PM
Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:28:29 PM
Is that a serious question?
Of course I was the doer of evil....


Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 08:41:38 PM
What?  I was the fornicator...

We heard the door click open right at the critical moment and my partner pushed it shut....(Thankfully he was tall, so had long arms!)

"then there was this what are you doing in there??"

Then I think they figured it out and left....and we finished off...not that we stopped the action really.

We went down several floors...no one was any the wiser as to who we were then!


So, uh...what was evil about fucking?


Evil / naughty...
Nice that you thought the person who interrrupted was evil!
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #322 on: May 21, 2007, 11:09:53 PM »
I've always thought this,
unless it was a cute thing
willing to join in.  >:D
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #323 on: May 21, 2007, 11:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 11:05:45 PM
Quote from: McSmartass on May 21, 2007, 08:54:08 PM
do you feel vulnerable, thinking that maybe others do read this thread?
Others here?
Whatever I've said earlier in the thread I can't take back, so I'm not going to worry about it now. 

Or are you trying to scare me?

Do you find fear an aphrodisiac?

Are you hoping McJ says yes?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #324 on: May 21, 2007, 11:19:00 PM »
Quote from: calandale on May 21, 2007, 11:10:58 PM
Quote from: Eclair on May 21, 2007, 11:05:45 PM
Quote from: McSmartass on May 21, 2007, 08:54:08 PM
do you feel vulnerable, thinking that maybe others do read this thread?
Others here?
Whatever I've said earlier in the thread I can't take back, so I'm not going to worry about it now. 

Or are you trying to scare me?

Do you find fear an aphrodisiac?

Are you hoping McJ says yes?
Now THAT is a question I don't think I should answer here.  It's too complex, apart from the fact it could be misleading.

Do I think he's trying to scare me?  I thought he actually might be saying that his wife reads his stuff anyway...but I haven't said anything wrong and I think I have made my thoughts clear about it.  I'm sure he's into lots of other women here too...I think he's just flirting outrageously.

Either that, or he is in an underground dungeon, plotting my demise....along with Lit.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #325 on: May 21, 2007, 11:35:02 PM »
Not just with women, darlin'

Though he is more serious about them.

Lit's harmless. The Frankenstein Computer God has his number.
He is but a pawn.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #326 on: May 22, 2007, 01:59:57 AM »
Quote from: calandale on May 21, 2007, 11:35:02 PM
Not just with women, darlin'

Though he is more serious about them.

Lit's harmless. The Frankenstein Computer God has his number.
He is but a pawn.
Interesting.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #327 on: May 22, 2007, 10:10:08 PM »
missing you!
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #328 on: May 23, 2007, 07:07:18 AM »
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #329 on: May 23, 2007, 08:55:46 AM »
Is my spam keeping you from posting?
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