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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #135 on: May 17, 2007, 06:50:18 PM »
i think that second base is in the bra.

third is in the panties.

i am not sure.

meh, i have always been a swing for the fences kinda guy.
I'll stick to the 2nd base theory then.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #136 on: May 17, 2007, 06:50:24 PM »

meh, i have always been a swing for the fences kinda guy.

fixed.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #137 on: May 17, 2007, 07:01:13 PM »
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #138 on: May 17, 2007, 07:21:24 PM »
oh, goody!


i was simply thinking that i would hop a plane to aussieland and see what came up.....that was a bad joke.


what do you plan on doing with this person that you have lined up?
My thoughts change daily...anyway...it's best not to kiss and tell too close to the event.
why not?

superstition?
No, I probably don't want to give you a huge hard on!
and why not.


i would tell you if you had, and i would also tell you how i resolved the situation.
Tease!
not a tease in that way.  i would tell you.  and i might do it discretely.
You noticed that I avoided answering this comment?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #139 on: May 17, 2007, 07:37:58 PM »
oh, goody!


i was simply thinking that i would hop a plane to aussieland and see what came up.....that was a bad joke.


what do you plan on doing with this person that you have lined up?
My thoughts change daily...anyway...it's best not to kiss and tell too close to the event.
why not?

superstition?
No, I probably don't want to give you a huge hard on!
and why not.


i would tell you if you had, and i would also tell you how i resolved the situation.
Tease!
not a tease in that way.  i would tell you.  and i might do it discretely.
You noticed that I avoided answering this comment?
you haven't made me hard yet.

but i see potential.


best times to get me excited, with results, is in about ten hours, 5 am my time. ;)


and you will then get a pop up....pm.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #140 on: May 17, 2007, 08:17:03 PM »
I doubt very much that you were serious in that offer.
Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to play with fire?

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #141 on: May 17, 2007, 08:17:37 PM »
I doubt very much that you were serious in that offer.
Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to play with fire?
i ALWAYS have to learn for myself....the hard way.
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #142 on: May 17, 2007, 08:19:42 PM »
I doubt very much that you were serious in that offer.
Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to play with fire?
i ALWAYS have to learn for myself....the hard way.
Right.
Well, I do recall being asked if I was here to give the guys sexual pleasure and I do believe I answered no earlier in this thread.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #143 on: May 17, 2007, 08:33:51 PM »
I doubt very much that you were serious in that offer.
Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to play with fire?
i ALWAYS have to learn for myself....the hard way.
Right.
Well, I do recall being asked if I was here to give the guys sexual pleasure and I do believe I answered no earlier in this thread.
i see.

well, i like a challenge.



some questions?

how old are you.....hope that is appropriate?

how tall?

what color hair?

what color eyes?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #144 on: May 17, 2007, 08:37:55 PM »
I doubt very much that you were serious in that offer.
Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to play with fire?
i ALWAYS have to learn for myself....the hard way.
Right.
Well, I do recall being asked if I was here to give the guys sexual pleasure and I do believe I answered no earlier in this thread.
i see.

well, i like a challenge.



some questions?

how old are you.....hope that is appropriate?

how tall?

what color hair?

what color eyes?
In the interests of it being an ask away thread, I will answer them.
38, but sometimes I forget I've had my birthday and still think I'm 37
5ft 2" I think in your measurement...
brown and blonde
green

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #145 on: May 17, 2007, 08:39:55 PM »
i was born in 1969, you also?


have you ever considered dying your hair a dark brown?

do you look young for your age?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #146 on: May 17, 2007, 08:43:43 PM »
i was born in 1969, you also?


have you ever considered dying your hair a dark brown?

do you look young for your age?
Yes 69.
My hair is dark brown underneath, I just get highlights on the top...not those obvious ones...just more dark blonde I guess.
I always used to get told I looked young for my age and I do still now I guess, but I tend not to believe it.  I have a bit of a baby face, and act young sometimes, so I guess that could be it.  I've got good genes, so I guess it's just luck.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #147 on: May 17, 2007, 08:45:26 PM »
if you can give me an honest answer....
how does your ass look in blue jeans?
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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #148 on: May 17, 2007, 08:49:55 PM »
if you can give me an honest answer....
how does your ass look in blue jeans?
I don't wear blue jeans, or at least I haven't for at least over 10 years...just never really liked them.
If you are talking about slim fitting black pants...well, yes, I've had comments.
I was asked to dance in a bikini show once...I burst out laughing, I thought they were taking the piss.  Apparently they weren't...don't know if I was more flattered or offended.
Probably flattered...all the girls were about 20 and I was 29 at the time...I had to show them my ID before they believed me.

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Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #149 on: May 17, 2007, 08:51:56 PM »
would you post a picture of yourself in tight fitting slacks?
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