if you can give me an honest answer....
how does your ass look in blue jeans?
I don't wear blue jeans, or at least I haven't for at least over 10 years...just never really liked them.
If you are talking about slim fitting black pants...well, yes, I've had comments.
I was asked to dance in a bikini show once...I burst out laughing, I thought they were taking the piss. Apparently they weren't...don't know if I was more flattered or offended.
Probably flattered...all the girls were about 20 and I was 29 at the time...I had to show them my ID before they believed me.