Ask Eclair anything.

[Eclair]

Unfortunately, no, I didn't have loads of guy experience in my youth...I suffered out and supressed my desires until I was 28 years old...and you may have to also.  But you may learn a lot by observing throughout that time.

Now, this is a shocker. I'm not even sure what to
ask, but I want to know more. Mainly what could
allow an attractive female to remain chaste for so
long.

I got married young, remember? 

And didn't have sex during marriage?

yeah, but only one flavour...vanilla.

Ah, I see.
Did your curiousity lead
you to try asking for anything
else?

Don't pay me out...he ended up being a prude...

Don't know what you mean by 'pay out' but I'm assuming
that you'd rather I stop prying.

No, silly paying someone out means make fun of them....
so I thought you would think it was hilariously funny that me of all people would end up marrying a prude!
Twas a good Catholic girl though.

[Eclair]

When did you turn green eclair??

3 weeks ago or thereabouts.

God!! Am I behind the ball curve or what!!

I got a haircut and new shoes too, you didn't notice that either!

[Scrapheap]

When did you turn green eclair??

3 weeks ago or thereabouts.

God!! Am I behind the ball curve or what!!

I got a haircut and new shoes too, you didn't notice that either!

Meh!!! Men ........ what ARE you going to do with us??

[Eclair]

When did you turn green eclair??

3 weeks ago or thereabouts.

God!! Am I behind the ball curve or what!!

I got a haircut and new shoes too, you didn't notice that either!

Meh!!! Men ........ what ARE you going to do with us??

Is that a question you really want me to answer?

[Calandale]

No, silly paying someone out means make fun of them....
so I thought you would think it was hilariously funny that me of all people would end up marrying a prude!
Twas a good Catholic girl though.

YOU married a catholic girl?
How did that happen?

Seriously, what do you think
of those who CONVERT to
Catholicism?

[Eclair]

No, silly paying someone out means make fun of them....
so I thought you would think it was hilariously funny that me of all people would end up marrying a prude!
Twas a good Catholic girl though.

YOU married a catholic girl?
How did that happen?

Seriously, what do you think
of those who CONVERT to
Catholicism?

It's their choice.  Why would there be anything wrong with it?

[Calandale]

Just curious if you had any
particular prejudice. I tend
to feel a bit oddly about
anyone who 'finds' God.

[purposefulinsanity]

How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

[Eclair]

How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

[The_P]

How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?

[McGiver]

How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?

it doesn't always have to be, pea.


are you going to put me in my place now?

[The_P]

How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?

it doesn't always have to be, pea.


are you going to put me in my place now?

I am thepeaguy, and my word is gospel. Bwahahahaha!!!

[McGiver]

How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?

it doesn't always have to be, pea.


are you going to put me in my place now?

I am thepeaguy, and my word is gospel. Bwahahahaha!!!

X marks the spot.

[Eclair]

How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?

I didn't want to get married at all. 

[Calandale]

How old were you when you got married (you don't have to answer)?

We'd been together a long time...since our teens and then got married.

Then you realised that marriage was a great big heap of overrated bullshit and that he was a boring fucker. Right?

I didn't want to get married at all. 

Smart. Did you want kids though?