Ask Eclair anything.

[Eclair]

Would you like to join the Aspie Elite and get a Secret Decoder Ring and a cool custom title?

Would an Aspie aspire to be part of an elite group?  Secret Decoder Ring...not sure...would depend on what the powers were...

Eclair is title enough for me at the moment...less for people to attack.

[Eclair]

Do you plan on making yourself sexually available to us?

Tempting, but ummm let me think about it....
perhaps no...
but I saw your photo...yes your pubes need a trim.   

Would you like the honour of trimming them?

You shouldn't just give your pubes to just anyone Peter...I'm sure some lucky girl would love to take some hedgetrimmers to you....and maybe your pubes as well!

[McMorrison]

Would you like to join the Aspie Elite and get a Secret Decoder Ring and a cool custom title?

Would an Aspie aspire to be part of an elite group?  Secret Decoder Ring...not sure...would depend on what the powers were...

Eclair is title enough for me at the moment...less for people to attack.

an eclair is to be eaten.

are you saying that it is fine if we were to eat you?

[Eclair]

Would you like to join the Aspie Elite and get a Secret Decoder Ring and a cool custom title?

Would an Aspie aspire to be part of an elite group?  Secret Decoder Ring...not sure...would depend on what the powers were...

Eclair is title enough for me at the moment...less for people to attack.

an eclair is to be eaten.

are you saying that it is fine if we were to eat you?

Depends if you like things filled with cream and covered with chocolate I guess???

[McMorrison]

i don't mind, but i need to save my appetite.  maybe i will have you for desert.

[Eclair]

i don't mind, but i need to save my appetite.  maybe i will have you for desert.

I personally like licking the cream out of my eclairs before I eat them. 

[McMorrison]

you are a catholic girl, yes?


does this mean that you are opposed to condoms?

or is that just mexican catholics?

[Eclair]

you are a catholic girl, yes?


does this mean that you are opposed to condoms?

or is that just mexican catholics?

I said Catholic...not necessarily practising!
Don't know about mexican catholics...or is that some joke that I won't get because I'm dumb in your book?

[McMorrison]

i have never written a book.

[Calandale]

That's because you like 3somes and 69's!

True. But I would have chosen Phi.

No anal sex after touching chilli's that's my advice to the wicked.

How about ben-gay as a lube? 

Re Phi...- 2+1 = 3, so it's ok.

No thanks...lube not needed...and certainly not that kind of stuff.

Oh my - you are a bit unadventurous.

[Callaway]

Would you like to join the Aspie Elite and get a Secret Decoder Ring and a cool custom title?

Would an Aspie aspire to be part of an elite group?  Secret Decoder Ring...not sure...would depend on what the powers were...

Eclair is title enough for me at the moment...less for people to attack.

Let me know if you change your mind.

[Calandale]

So, is smaller better?

[Eclair]

So, is smaller better?

Depends what you are referring to.

[Calandale]

So, is smaller better?

Depends what you are referring to.

There is only one good no?

All is in black and white, isn't it?

Smaller is either better, or it's not.

Do you like starlings?

[Eclair]

So, is smaller better?

Depends what you are referring to.

There is only one good no?

All is in black and white, isn't it?

Smaller is either better, or it's not.

Do you like starlings?

Depends on your perspective whether something is small or it is not.  Smaller is better if you want a general answer...I like things in miniature...however, if you are talking about towels....larger is always better.

You mean starlings as in birds?  I'm not fond of birds since they were thrust upon me as pets as a child....and they flap.