Author Topic: Ask Eclair anything.  (Read 77506 times)

0 Members and 21 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Eclair

  • Official Treat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 9481
  • Karma: 876
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2085 on: February 19, 2008, 04:57:43 AM »
Eclair when are you going to put me out of my misery  :violin:


Imagine my pain.....

You told me from the neck down you look like your avatar....
Cruel wench.....to tell a single aspie man such things.....
Now when my eyes close and I wander off into a land of exotic sensual dreams my partner is......a headless chick who "looks like your avatar from the neck down"  :lol:

I can inflict far more pain than that  >:D

I did hear once that if your fantasies involve headless people you are objectifying the person and have problems with intimacy  ;)

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2086 on: February 19, 2008, 05:13:58 AM »
Eclair when are you going to put me out of my misery  :violin:


Imagine my pain.....

You told me from the neck down you look like your avatar....
Cruel wench.....to tell a single aspie man such things.....
Now when my eyes close and I wander off into a land of exotic sensual dreams my partner is......a headless chick who "looks like your avatar from the neck down"  :lol:

I can inflict far more pain than that  >:D

I did hear once that if your fantasies involve headless people you are objectifying the person and have problems with intimacy  ;)

Actually I feel strangely reassured by that news.  :)
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

Offline jman

  • Road warrior pimpdaddy of the aspie elite
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2564
  • Karma: 161
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2087 on: February 22, 2008, 09:24:12 PM »
how often do you masturbate?

Offline Natalia Evans

  • Spokane Tour Guide of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8148
  • Karma: 578
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2088 on: February 23, 2008, 02:09:30 AM »
What do you think of this thread my dear?


http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=7733.0;topicseen


sg sure did it again.

Edit:

Note: That was Richard who did the post when he was impersonating me. I was impersonating him when I did this post and now I am me again as I add this edit since Richard is no longer me.

Nothing to think about it.  It kept you guys entertained for a bit.




At least you took it well this time, the last one drove you up the wall.

Offline Eclair

  • Official Treat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 9481
  • Karma: 876
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2089 on: February 23, 2008, 07:50:35 AM »
What do you think of this thread my dear?


http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=7733.0;topicseen


sg sure did it again.

Edit:

Note: That was Richard who did the post when he was impersonating me. I was impersonating him when I did this post and now I am me again as I add this edit since Richard is no longer me.

Nothing to think about it.  It kept you guys entertained for a bit.




At least you took it well this time, the last one drove you up the wall.

SG, the last one didn't drive me up the wall, that I recall.  My memory of it is you posted it on another site, and some members from here read it and it kind of disturbed them, because they didn't know if it was true or not, that's all. 

Offline Eclair

  • Official Treat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 9481
  • Karma: 876
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2090 on: February 23, 2008, 07:52:42 AM »
how often do you masturbate?

I believe I answered that earlier in the thread.  Besides, how is that relevant to you?

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2091 on: February 23, 2008, 07:55:51 AM »
how often do you masturbate?

I believe I answered that earlier in the thread.  Besides, how is that relevant to you?

Eclair don't worry about it.
Disgusting and irrelevant question. Some degenerates get there jollies from such things.
Now that we have that cleared up
how often do you masturbate?
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

Offline Eclair

  • Official Treat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 9481
  • Karma: 876
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2092 on: February 23, 2008, 07:57:05 AM »
how often do you masturbate?

I believe I answered that earlier in the thread.  Besides, how is that relevant to you?

Eclair don't worry about it.
Disgusting and irrelevant question. Some degenerates get there jollies from such things.
Now that we have that cleared up
how often do you masturbate over me?


Fixed.

Never.

Offline Lucifer

  • Seraphic Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 25050
  • Karma: 1544
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2093 on: February 23, 2008, 10:52:44 AM »
:D

Offline Al Swearegen

  • Pussycat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 18721
  • Karma: 2240
  • Always front on and in your face
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2094 on: February 23, 2008, 10:58:44 AM »
how often do you masturbate?

I believe I answered that earlier in the thread.  Besides, how is that relevant to you?

Eclair don't worry about it.
Disgusting and irrelevant question. Some degenerates get there jollies from such things.
Now that we have that cleared up
how often do you masturbate over me?


Fixed.

Never.

Such a shame......... :(
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

Offline Natalia Evans

  • Spokane Tour Guide of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8148
  • Karma: 578
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2095 on: February 23, 2008, 01:46:30 PM »
What do you think of this thread my dear?


http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php?topic=7733.0;topicseen


sg sure did it again.

Edit:

Note: That was Richard who did the post when he was impersonating me. I was impersonating him when I did this post and now I am me again as I add this edit since Richard is no longer me.

Nothing to think about it.  It kept you guys entertained for a bit.




At least you took it well this time, the last one drove you up the wall.

SG, the last one didn't drive me up the wall, that I recall.  My memory of it is you posted it on another site, and some members from here read it and it kind of disturbed them, because they didn't know if it was true or not, that's all. 


Well you seemed upset because you told me it freaked you out or something and then you told me I was fucked in the head when I asked if you thought it was funny or not.

Offline AspiePride

  • Frequent Poster
  • ****
  • Posts: 161
  • Karma: 20
  • Gender: Male
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2096 on: February 23, 2008, 01:55:10 PM »
You like cheese
Normality Is A Myth

Offline El

  • Unofficial Weird News Reporter of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 21926
  • Karma: 2615
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2097 on: April 01, 2008, 08:37:08 AM »
What member of I2 would you most like to join me in a threesome with?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 26105
  • Karma: 2534
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2098 on: April 08, 2008, 04:21:14 AM »
Eclair, how have you been, it is good to see you! :)
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline Eclair

  • Official Treat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 9481
  • Karma: 876
  • Gender: Female
Re: Ask Eclair anything.
« Reply #2099 on: April 08, 2008, 04:24:25 AM »
Eclair, how have you been, it is good to see you! :)

Thanks Renaeden, that's very sweet.  I'm good, a little apathetic.  A bit over myself generally...

A bit cranky....keep forgetting to smile....sick of all the intricacies of communicating....

Hopefully that doesn't sound too much like a whinge, but really, I'm OK.