Ask Eclair anything.

[Eclair]

what do you want in sex?

Is that an invitation    ?

I don't know if I'm going to go into the sordid details here!  Anyway, I think it's a combination of a lot of things for me, probably too complex for me to explain.  I love naughty boys though...really straight looking intelligent ones that are just evil in bed.

[McGiver]

what do you want in sex?

Is that an invitation    ?

I don't know if I'm going to go into the sordid details here!  Anyway, I think it's a combination of a lot of things for me, probably too complex for me to explain.  I love naughty boys though...really straight looking intelligent ones that are just evil in bed.

too bad.
about everything.


that's me, but my hair is now shoulder length.  but i still have a sweet boy look about me, with a wild passion burning inside.

[Eclair]

what do you want in sex?

Is that an invitation    ?

I don't know if I'm going to go into the sordid details here!  Anyway, I think it's a combination of a lot of things for me, probably too complex for me to explain.  I love naughty boys though...really straight looking intelligent ones that are just evil in bed.

too bad.
about everything.

What do you mean too bad?

[McGiver]

what do you want in sex?

Is that an invitation    ?

I don't know if I'm going to go into the sordid details here!  Anyway, I think it's a combination of a lot of things for me, probably too complex for me to explain.  I love naughty boys though...really straight looking intelligent ones that are just evil in bed.

too bad.
about everything.

What do you mean too bad?

for you, really.

too bad that i am involved.  because i could probably give your life new meaning.

[Eclair]

what do you want in sex?

Is that an invitation    ?

I don't know if I'm going to go into the sordid details here!  Anyway, I think it's a combination of a lot of things for me, probably too complex for me to explain.  I love naughty boys though...really straight looking intelligent ones that are just evil in bed.

too bad.
about everything.

What do you mean too bad?

for you, really.

too bad that i am involved.  because i could probably give your life new meaning.

I'll go get the tissues now and cry myself to sleep tonight then!
It's ok, I've got someone lined up to give me some meaning soon!

[McGiver]

oh, goody!


i was simply thinking that i would hop a plane to aussieland and see what came up.....that was a bad joke.


what do you plan on doing with this person that you have lined up?

[Calandale]

would you like to talk dirty?

That makes me laugh...you've worded it like an invitation to me...

But in response to the talking dirty if it is a question...it has to be with the right person, mind you probably the sex has to be with the right person too.  I had one guy start talking to me once and it was just wrong.

am i that guy?

Are you talking about the one you reminded me of?  If so, no.
This guy just started talking dirty straight up and it sounded so wrong...needless to say I only fucked him once...was just dying for it to be over with...still gives me the creeps.

Wait a minute. Some guy comes up to you, talks dirty, it feels wrong,
yet still you have sex with him? Or am I missing something again?

[Eclair]

oh, goody!


i was simply thinking that i would hop a plane to aussieland and see what came up.....that was a bad joke.


what do you plan on doing with this person that you have lined up?

My thoughts change daily...anyway...it's best not to kiss and tell too close to the event.

[McGiver]

oh, goody!


i was simply thinking that i would hop a plane to aussieland and see what came up.....that was a bad joke.


what do you plan on doing with this person that you have lined up?

My thoughts change daily...anyway...it's best not to kiss and tell too close to the event.

why not?

superstition?

[Eclair]

would you like to talk dirty?

That makes me laugh...you've worded it like an invitation to me...

But in response to the talking dirty if it is a question...it has to be with the right person, mind you probably the sex has to be with the right person too.  I had one guy start talking to me once and it was just wrong.

am i that guy?

Are you talking about the one you reminded me of?  If so, no.
This guy just started talking dirty straight up and it sounded so wrong...needless to say I only fucked him once...was just dying for it to be over with...still gives me the creeps.

Wait a minute. Some guy comes up to you, talks dirty, it feels wrong,
yet still you have sex with him? Or am I missing something again?

Cal...don't mean to be crass but he was actually inside me going hard at it and just went into some sort of banter that was just wrong, wrong, wrong...I'm not slagging the guy for it...it was just awkward for some reason.  

[Calandale]

I was beginning to suspect that might be the
case, half-way through the post. Thanks for
the clarification.

[Eclair]

oh, goody!


i was simply thinking that i would hop a plane to aussieland and see what came up.....that was a bad joke.


what do you plan on doing with this person that you have lined up?

My thoughts change daily...anyway...it's best not to kiss and tell too close to the event.

why not?

superstition?

No, I probably don't want to give you a huge hard on!

[McGiver]

Cal...don't mean to be crass but he was actually inside me going hard at it and just went into some sort of banter that was just wrong, wrong, wrong...I'm not slagging the guy for it...it was just awkward for some reason.  

maybe that was a fetish of his.

why didn't you play along?

i mean, wouldn't you want your lover to play along with your fetish?

[McGiver]

oh, goody!


i was simply thinking that i would hop a plane to aussieland and see what came up.....that was a bad joke.


what do you plan on doing with this person that you have lined up?

My thoughts change daily...anyway...it's best not to kiss and tell too close to the event.

why not?

superstition?

No, I probably don't want to give you a huge hard on!

and why not.


i would tell you if you had, and i would also tell you how i resolved the situation.

[Eclair]

Cal...don't mean to be crass but he was actually inside me going hard at it and just went into some sort of banter that was just wrong, wrong, wrong...I'm not slagging the guy for it...it was just awkward for some reason.  

maybe that was a fetish of his.

why didn't you play along?

i mean, wouldn't you want your lover to play along with your fetish?

Maybe I'm not explaining myself on the talking dirty part.  I can't take it from someone who I think is inferior to me, inteligence wise.  I know that sounds harsh, but it's true...I can't help my little quirks.
This was a while back when I was still figuring out what I liked in bed, so in this instance, I went for looks rather than intelligence....he is probably the person who convinced me to always go for intelligence or it wasn't going to stand a chance in the sex department.

Does that make sense??