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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2007, 05:59:56 AM »
"Fart me in the ass!" is another expletive I'm trying to spread.
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2007, 06:10:04 AM »
You're a friend of the fine arts.  ;)
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2007, 06:15:27 AM »
What I really would like to see is the expression delivered to a musical background, much like the "songs" of the late, great fat schizophrenic retard Wesley Willis. That'd rule.

"Press your anus against my bootyhole!
Relax your anus muscles!
Go all mental on me!
Hit me wit' an assfart!

FART MEEEEEEEE IN THE AAAAAAAAAASSSSS!
FART MEEEEEEEE IN THE AAAAAAAAAASSSSS!
FART MEEEEEEEE IN THE AAAAAA-AAAA-AAASSSSS!
FAAAAAAAAAAART MEEEEEEEEEEEEE IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!"

Rock over Intensitysquared, rock on Wrong Planet. Mitsubishi. The word is getting around.
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2007, 06:22:08 AM »
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2007, 06:23:03 AM »
Isn't that what roofies is for?
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2007, 06:29:22 AM »
What's roofies?  ???
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2007, 06:30:59 AM »
I've been able to drive since my lower teens and got a license when I was 18, so I must be a fake aspie, by the way.  ;)
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2007, 06:31:56 AM »
Oh GAWD! You are, like, totally such a n00b! Ew! :-*
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2007, 06:36:19 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:22:08 AM
I have a really hard problem. I have a sweet girl that I dumped because she was too annoying, except when it came to sex. She did lick and fingerfuck my arsehole, though, and now it seems like she wants me back. There is another girl that is truly beautyful, but she is almost phobic about anal sex.  :(
you need to calarify your priorities.
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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2007, 06:41:36 AM »
Quote from: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:31:56 AM
Oh GAWD! You are, like, totally such a n00b! Ew! :-*

Aha, du menar "roppar"!  ;)
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2007, 06:50:42 AM »
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:41:36 AM
Quote from: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:31:56 AM
Oh GAWD! You are, like, totally such a n00b! Ew! :-*

Aha, du menar "roppar"!  ;)
does this mean: date rape drug?
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2007, 06:59:33 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 25, 2007, 06:50:42 AM
Quote from: Litigious on April 25, 2007, 06:41:36 AM
Quote from: zer0 on April 25, 2007, 06:31:56 AM
Oh GAWD! You are, like, totally such a n00b! Ew! :-*

Aha, du menar "roppar"!  ;)
does this mean: date rape drug?

"Roppe" (plural: "roppar") is Swedish slang for Rohypnol. But yes, it's often used as a date rape drug. The Swedish word for "rape" is "våldtäkt", which literally translates into "violencetake".
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2007, 07:01:54 AM »
Fart me in the ass, learning is fun! ;D
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« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2007, 07:07:49 AM »
Knowledge is power.  :book:  8)
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Re: ARE YOU A FAKE ASPIE - SIMPLE TEST
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2007, 07:13:05 AM »
"Ass me in the ass" would also be a fun phrase to spread. Except that it doesn't mean a goddamn thing what so ever. It's just a concept that contradicts and negates itself by merely existing, like "Social Democracy".

"Fuck me in the fuck" sounds pretty funny, too. In a Dennis Hopper-stars-in-Blue Velvet kinda way.
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