i once stepped on a cockroach and the crackle sound grossed me out.
Cockroaches are awesome. Back when I lived in
the roach motel, we used to watch them wave to
us from inside the microwave. They also breed true
after spray painting - which is to say, we sprayed some
gray, and their children came out gray too.
Incidentally, one of my pet names for my wife,
when she would flap, was cunt roach. We
were so sweet back then.
