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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2007, 07:31:06 PM »
Quote from: GySgt. Scrapheap on April 17, 2007, 07:29:10 PM
Quote from: richard on April 17, 2007, 07:22:04 PM
i thought girls didnt care what was stuck up there (thickness) im speaking.

depends on the girl... some notice a differece, some don't.
you better listen to a man who knows what hes saying!
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2007, 07:37:24 PM »
Never been in anyone who didn't notice. I guess if they're paralyzed from the waist down or something....
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2007, 07:39:29 PM »
well it doesnt matter anyways. im HUGE as hell
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2007, 07:41:43 PM »
Quote from: richard on April 17, 2007, 07:39:29 PM
well it doesnt matter anyways. im HUGE as hell

Exactly the point. Some women would have real trouble with it. I know that it usually
takes quite a while for them to get used to me. If they're worked up enough though,
it's just more sensation - and since sex is inherently painful, it shouldn't make much
difference.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2007, 07:43:25 PM »
Quote from: richard on April 17, 2007, 07:31:06 PM
Quote from: GySgt. Scrapheap on April 17, 2007, 07:29:10 PM
Quote from: richard on April 17, 2007, 07:22:04 PM
i thought girls didnt care what was stuck up there (thickness) im speaking.

depends on the girl... some notice a differece, some don't.
you better listen to a man who knows what hes saying!

I think it depends on the girl, too. I wouldn't even ask a carrot-fucking girl named Richard, though.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2007, 07:45:16 PM »
I try to avoid women with penises.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2007, 07:45:42 PM »
oh dirtdawg common. im tight as a drum! you would have big troubles hooking up with a fine ass motherfucker like me, i'll tell you that much
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2007, 07:59:02 PM »
So how sensitive is your vagina then ??
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2007, 08:01:54 PM »
Quote from: richard on April 17, 2007, 07:45:42 PM
oh dirtdawg common. im tight as a drum! you would have big troubles hooking up with a fine ass motherfucker like me, i'll tell you that much

If you're that tight, I'm afraid the squeak would be deafening, anyway. Bring the lube.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2007, 08:03:04 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 17, 2007, 08:01:54 PM
Quote from: richard on April 17, 2007, 07:45:42 PM
oh dirtdawg common. im tight as a drum! you would have big troubles hooking up with a fine ass motherfucker like me, i'll tell you that much
If you're that tight, I'm afraid the squeak would be deafening, anyway. Bring the lube.
to bad! i left africa already, and will never return
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2007, 08:07:11 PM »
Quote from: Calamity Jane on April 17, 2007, 08:01:54 PM
Quote from: richard on April 17, 2007, 07:45:42 PM
oh dirtdawg common. im tight as a drum! you would have big troubles hooking up with a fine ass motherfucker like me, i'll tell you that much

If you're that tight, I'm afraid the squeak would be deafening, anyway. Bring the lube.

Lube is for the weak.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2007, 07:04:06 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 17, 2007, 07:41:43 PM
Quote from: richard on April 17, 2007, 07:39:29 PM
well it doesnt matter anyways. im HUGE as hell

Exactly the point. Some women would have real trouble with it. I know that it usually
takes quite a while for them to get used to me. If they're worked up enough though,
it's just more sensation - and since sex is inherently painful, it shouldn't make much
difference.

"since sex is inherently painful" ??????

you must be doing it wrong.
its not sopost to b painfull
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2007, 09:33:19 PM »
Quote from: paradox on April 18, 2007, 07:04:06 PM
"since sex is inherently painful" ??????

you must be doing it wrong.
its not sopost to b painfull

Afraid it is. Try orgasming without arousal.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2007, 10:31:02 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 18, 2007, 09:33:19 PM
Quote from: paradox on April 18, 2007, 07:04:06 PM
"since sex is inherently painful" ??????

you must be doing it wrong.
its not sopost to b painfull

Afraid it is. Try orgasming without arousal.

not sure what you are trying to get at there
orgasms require arousal, at least in my Opinion
but what has all of that got to do with pain
unless u are saying that ur reacquire pain to become aroused but thats would be a personal fetish and not the hole sex world wide experience
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2007, 10:33:30 PM »
Quote from: paradox on April 18, 2007, 10:31:02 PM
not sure what you are trying to get at there
orgasms require arousal, at least in my Opinion
but what has all of that got to do with pain
unless u are saying that ur reacquire pain to become aroused but thats would be a personal fetish and not the hole sex world wide experience

 :agreed:
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