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What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« on: April 17, 2007, 11:26:06 AM »


Is it just me, or do they grow a little in the springtime? We all know they make all that "noise" in the spring time, demanding attention, but do they seem to change color and bloom or something? Mine certainly do.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2007, 11:29:58 AM »
Can't say I've noticed any blooming down there.  No more than usual, anyway.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2007, 12:34:00 PM »
i always have a boner. ic ant help it i have too much testoserone

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2007, 02:50:47 PM »
I haven't really been paying any attention to mine.
Sign of age I guess. But, I sure don't remember them
changing color. If it's an unnatural color, you might consider
seeing a doctor (or professional gardener) about it.

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2007, 04:51:16 PM »


Is it just me, or do they grow a little in the springtime? We all know they make all that "noise" in the spring time, demanding attention, but do they seem to change color and bloom or something? Mine certainly do.

My balls feel like they're swelling, but I don't know if it's just my imagination.

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2007, 05:37:33 PM »


Is it just me, or do they grow a little in the springtime? We all know they make all that "noise" in the spring time, demanding attention, but do they seem to change color and bloom or something? Mine certainly do.

My balls feel like they're swelling, but I don't know if it's just my imagination.

I'm pretty sure it's not my imagination ... and the color change could be from a slight holding-over of low-oxygen blood, readying to support the architecture at the slightest notion.
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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2007, 07:18:00 PM »
if i wa sa girl, id be horny all the time aswell. i'd fuck a carrot

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2007, 07:19:54 PM »
if i wa sa girl, id be horny all the time aswell. i'd fuck a carrot

I'd think that you'd want more.

Reminds me of a friend of my wife's. Used cucumbers. One time, her mom ended up cutting her
'toy' into the salad.

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2007, 07:22:04 PM »
i thought girls didnt care what was stuck up there (thickness) im speaking.

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2007, 07:23:11 PM »
They certainly do.

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2007, 07:26:44 PM »
well shit. next time ill just have to ask one :police:

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2007, 07:27:40 PM »
Remember, if you don't ask, it might be rape.

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2007, 07:28:40 PM »
where did that come from cal? i only rape my hand!!

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2007, 07:29:10 PM »
i thought girls didnt care what was stuck up there (thickness) im speaking.

depends on the girl... some notice a differece, some don't.

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Re: What the hell is it with genitals in the springtime?
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2007, 07:30:40 PM »
depends on the girl... some notice a differece, some don't.

They'd have to have no nerve endings at all not to notice the difference in the range of sizes.