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What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« on: April 16, 2007, 05:39:54 AM »
I'm a little too tired to think about what I would do, but I wanted to ask the question.  I think of the first things i'd do, I would check my records and shit to see if according to them I was always female, or not.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2007, 06:33:19 AM »
I'd go to a pub and start a 'Wot you looking at!?' style fight in which I got to punch
the person out and not have my behaviour thought very unladylike but a part of my 'macho' culture  :laugh:

And I'd have a wank to see if it's better for men
« Last Edit: April 16, 2007, 06:35:37 AM by esme456 »
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 06:49:32 AM »
oh no she didn't.

you go girlfriend.

etc....


i would walk around all day using the ricky lake one liners that would get me my arse kicked as a man, but is acceptable for a woman to make....and ghey men.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2007, 08:08:08 AM »
well after the obvious exploration to see just how dif the body is  :eyebrows:
i would look up one or 2 female friends for some more boodly exploration maby and mayb a gay guy

then i would eat lots of really spice chilly to see if it really set off endorfens in the mail brain
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2007, 09:47:23 AM »
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:08:08 AM
well after the obvious exploration to see just how dif the body is  :eyebrows:
i would look up one or 2 female friends for some more boodly exploration maby and mayb a gay guy

then i would eat lots of really spice chilly to see if it really set off endorfens in the mail brain


Are you the love child of McJagger and Flourescent ??
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2007, 10:32:43 AM »
Take a piss and see how good my aim was...watch out, walls.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2007, 10:34:10 AM »
Be a slutty cumbucket I suppose.  :-[
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2007, 10:56:11 AM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on April 16, 2007, 10:32:43 AM
Take a piss and see how good my aim was...watch out, walls.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2007, 02:23:01 PM »
Quote from: GySgt. Scrapheap on April 16, 2007, 09:47:23 AM
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:08:08 AM
well after the obvious exploration to see just how dif the body is  :eyebrows:
i would look up one or 2 female friends for some more boodly exploration maby and mayb a gay guy

then i would eat lots of really spice chilly to see if it really set off endorfens in the mail brain


Are you the love child of McJagger and Flourescent ??
i have been pwned.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2007, 02:24:01 PM »
Quote from: Graelwyn on April 16, 2007, 10:32:43 AM
Take a piss and see how good my aim was...watch out, walls.
:plus:

had me lolling.


it gets much more difficult in the morning, when you have morning wood.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2007, 08:18:01 PM »
Quote from: Litigious on April 16, 2007, 10:34:10 AM
Be a slutty cumbucket I suppose.  :-[

Pretty much here too.

Quote from: McJagger on April 16, 2007, 02:24:01 PM
it gets much more difficult in the morning, when you have morning wood.

Can't piss at all in that condition. I have to let it go down a little.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2007, 08:19:52 PM »
Quote from: calandale on April 16, 2007, 08:18:01 PM
Quote from: Litigious on April 16, 2007, 10:34:10 AM
Be a slutty cumbucket I suppose.  :-[

Pretty much here too.

Quote from: McJagger on April 16, 2007, 02:24:01 PM
it gets much more difficult in the morning, when you have morning wood.

Can't piss at all in that condition. I have to let it go down a little.
i just stand on a stool and lean way over.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2007, 12:03:54 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 16, 2007, 08:19:52 PM
i just stand on a stool and lean way over.

Oh, I can force it downward, I just can't force the piss out.
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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2007, 03:24:14 AM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 16, 2007, 02:23:01 PM
Quote from: GySgt. Scrapheap on April 16, 2007, 09:47:23 AM
Quote from: paradox on April 16, 2007, 08:08:08 AM
well after the obvious exploration to see just how dif the body is  :eyebrows:
i would look up one or 2 female friends for some more boodly exploration maby and mayb a gay guy

then i would eat lots of really spice chilly to see if it really set off endorfens in the mail brain


Are you the love child of McJagger and Flourescent ??
i have been pwned.

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Re: What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2007, 03:51:13 AM »
I'd, um, explore my new body.
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