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Pedro_Gonzalez

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Where eez ma boy-friend?
« on: April 15, 2007, 12:37:02 PM »
Hallo.  Me is being Pedro, immygrant from Mehico and just to start living in the USA.

The reason I be asking here eez.....

My first day me here I wait on the side-walk for untaxed labor work in the taco picking.  (me no green card) I waiting by de truck when man approach me.  He say he called McJagger.  He say  "is better way than this for a cutey boy like you to be making money, si?"  " A boy with ass like you no need to work hard labor si?"

So now McJagger pay me to be the boyfriend.  I do the job down on him and let him enter me - he be so gentle lover in there.  I be so lucky to be finding gentle man in the USA.  He so considerate lover.

But where eez ma money?  He leave me in motel with no pay!  Where he be??
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The_P

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2007, 12:48:03 PM »
RobertN?
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richard

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2007, 12:58:09 PM »
pedro please click my signature. thank you!
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The_P

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2007, 01:05:30 PM »
You and your cock.
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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2007, 01:07:36 PM »
I think he'd have better luck if he showed it on an NT dating site.
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richard

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2007, 01:09:39 PM »
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 15, 2007, 01:05:30 PM
You and your cock.
id let you suck it boy. you could probably only fit half of it in though :-[
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pedro

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2007, 01:16:22 PM »
Me no likey richard.  Eez too Grande!   Eez too Grande for me!

Me prefer mcajgger, because eet be so ..how you be saying..very small?  Me not really feel anything!

where he be!  me wanta da doller!
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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2007, 01:51:44 PM »
you strawberry picking whett-o, i told you to be patient.

now if you can just wait until later....


oh, and you better be naked and waiting.  i am a very busy man.
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richard

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2007, 02:37:19 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on April 15, 2007, 01:51:44 PM
you strawberry picking whett-o.
hahahahaha
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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2007, 02:38:45 PM »
Quote from: richard on April 15, 2007, 02:37:19 PM
Quote from: McJagger on April 15, 2007, 01:51:44 PM
you strawberry picking whett-o.
hahahahaha
you liked that one you fire dancing moolie.
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richard

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2007, 02:49:51 PM »
yes, i liked it. no need to feel threatend about it though
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The_P

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2007, 11:22:01 AM »
Quote from: richard on April 15, 2007, 01:09:39 PM
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 15, 2007, 01:05:30 PM
You and your cock.
id let you suck it boy. you could probably only fit half of it in though :-[

I'm not really intimidated by it because we both roughly have the same size, 7/8" incher. :/
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pedro

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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2007, 02:27:43 PM »
eez too grande!
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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2007, 07:00:33 PM »
Quote from: pedro on May 25, 2007, 02:27:43 PM
eez too grande!

Who's too grande, Pedro?  Richard and Peaguy?

Are you saying that your boyfriend is muy pequeño?

 :penis:

 :laugh:
« Last Edit: May 25, 2007, 07:04:04 PM by Callaway »
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Re: Where eez ma boy-friend?
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2007, 07:23:15 PM »
Quote from: The_P on April 16, 2007, 11:22:01 AM
Quote from: richard on April 15, 2007, 01:09:39 PM
Quote from: thepeaguy on April 15, 2007, 01:05:30 PM
You and your cock.
id let you suck it boy. you could probably only fit half of it in though :-[

I'm not really intimidated by it because we both roughly have the same size, 7/8" incher. :/

You only have seven eighths of an inch?
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