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Do you shower like a man or a woman?
« on: February 28, 2007, 09:58:22 AM »
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I shower like a man.  They're the perfect place for taking a piss, and I like to be thorough when I'm washing my groin and arse crack.
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Re: Do you shower like a man or a woman?
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2007, 10:23:55 AM »
:LMAO:

Neither one, apparently, but more like a woman.

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Re: Do you shower like a man or a woman?
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 10:27:55 AM »
Don't care to hold back!  I will be washing Jessica body and she shall mine. :wanker: 
Can you fuckn believe it?  Its 11:26am here and I have not ate anything all morning, infact worked out intensly for 45 minutes, and I want to fuck my bitch!  God damn 900 mg of caffeine is a  bit much.
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Re: Do you shower like a man or a woman?
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2007, 11:28:43 AM »
Don't care to hold back!  I will be washing Jessica body and she shall mine. :wanker: 
Can you fuckn believe it?  Its 11:26am here and I have not ate anything all morning, infact worked out intensly for 45 minutes, and I want to fuck my bitch!  God damn 900 mg of caffeine is a  bit much.

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like a man. but i don't leave my coarse arse hairs on the soap.  i leave fingernail indentions on the soap trying to scrape off that hair.
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Re: Do you shower like a man or a woman?
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2007, 05:27:22 PM »
Like a man, as I should.....no one around to shake my weinner at though......I don't thinks the cats could give a crap.

To add to the manlyness factor, .....I've lived in my current residence for almost 7 years.
I've cleaned the shower only once....and it was a half assed job at that because it really, really sucked.


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Re: Do you shower like a man or a woman?
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2007, 07:30:06 PM »
Neither man or woman at all either.
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Re: Do you shower like a man or a woman?
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2007, 01:20:52 PM »
i still take a bath and consider bathing neither male nor female!

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Re: Do you shower like a man or a woman?
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2007, 07:57:54 AM »
i still take a bath and consider bathing neither male nor female!
it's female!
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