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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2017, 12:21:44 PM »
Well like I said, sounds too much like a turd. Turducken is what someone does when politicians start a speech and there is cover at closer to ground level than standing height.
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2017, 09:18:23 PM »
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #32 on: February 24, 2017, 12:59:19 PM »
Oh I misread your post, and for some reason thought the fish was from here.

Never mind.  :P

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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #33 on: February 24, 2017, 09:24:06 PM »
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #34 on: February 26, 2017, 07:26:10 PM »
  Cleaned out the fridge today. It's looking much better.    :opkikkertje:
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2017, 01:31:22 PM »
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2017, 04:04:28 PM »
15-month-old egg nog.

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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2017, 04:55:39 AM »
15-month-old egg nog.

  It's probably solidified into a custard by now.  :P
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #38 on: April 07, 2017, 06:25:52 AM »
18 month old cheese.
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #39 on: April 07, 2017, 12:35:46 PM »
15-month-old egg nog.

  It's probably solidified into a custard by now.  :P

No, it just gets better with age.  Way too much alcohol and sugar to turn on me :)

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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #40 on: April 07, 2017, 07:20:49 PM »
15-month-old egg nog.
you've got me there. mine is from last december.
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #41 on: April 08, 2017, 06:21:32 AM »
15-month-old egg nog.

  It's probably solidified into a custard by now.  :P

No, it just gets better with age.  Way too much alcohol and sugar to turn on me :)

  I did not know that!  So will you drink it at some point?  :laugh:
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #42 on: April 08, 2017, 07:51:28 PM »
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2017, 04:46:34 AM »
An opened pack of cheese that's about a few days old. I never keep things for long in the fridge.
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Re: The oldest food item currently in your Fridge
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2017, 05:08:05 AM »
An opened pack of cheese that's about a few days old. I never keep things for long in the fridge.

  Make some grilled cheeses and it'll be used up in no time!  :2thumbsup:
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