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I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« on: June 12, 2023, 03:56:57 PM »
On next weeks episode of Hoarder's..."Rich ex president's secure storage solutions"

Right beside the shitter...(if you look at the top of the shower curtain the shower is full too, notice the roll of toilet paper carefully tucked in the space between the boxes on the very left almost obscured by the crystal wall sconce/second chandelier)



The ballroom...


Scattered on the floor....


But eventually everything always ends up in the basement...




You can read the full 37 count indictment here:
https://www.politico.com/news/2022/08/12/read-the-unsealed-doj-documents-underpinning-search-of-trumps-mar-a-lago-00051524

or here:
https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2023/06/politics/annotated-trump-indictment-dg/

or basically anywhere if you haven't already.







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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2023, 05:18:04 PM »
That shower curtain is so out of place in such a fancy bathroom.  :lol1:
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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2023, 06:42:00 PM »
That shower curtain is so out of place in such a fancy bathroom.  :lol1:

Literally straight from the dollar store with the $3.00 white trash can.  :lol1:

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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2023, 03:37:22 AM »
The toilet seems low to the ground.

The basement picture looks like our carport currently.
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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2023, 10:36:34 AM »
I had flashbacks from cleaning out my father's condo.  He had boxes everywhere including the bathroom but instead of secret documents it was random stuff thrown together, the one I remember the most had junk mail, socks, food wrappers and the title to his car :zombiefuck:
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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2023, 11:10:09 AM »
I had flashbacks from cleaning out my father's condo.  He had boxes everywhere including the bathroom but instead of secret documents it was random stuff thrown together, the one I remember the most had junk mail, socks, food wrappers and the title to his car :zombiefuck:

Sounds like someone I know...it's hard to deal with the chaos.  :P 

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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2023, 03:16:35 PM »
The chandelier, though, folks. Next to that window? Seriously?
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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2023, 04:47:54 PM »
The chandelier, though, folks. Next to that window? Seriously?

 :lol1: I thought the same!
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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2023, 03:34:13 PM »
I do believe he is toast this time. But who knows.
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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2023, 04:15:29 PM »
I do believe he is toast this time. But who knows.

I will believe it when I see it he is one slippery guy who has a lot of money. 
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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #10 on: June 23, 2023, 08:05:31 PM »
I love how he "didn't have any files"...then it's oops...here's a few files...then they interview him on FOX and "no...I didn't have any documents...I had PAPERS".

Latest interview he says lawyers everywhere want to help him, but he refused because "he doesn't need their help".

Meanwhile lawyers....

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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2023, 12:13:01 PM »
He is slippery but not that slippery. Jack Smith seems to be a competent prosecutor.

But yeah, it's still a long way to go.
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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2023, 02:59:44 PM »
Who doesn't enjoy light reading material whilst shitting?

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Re: I store all my classified documents in the bathroom too.
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2023, 11:48:43 AM »
All that paper must be good for something.
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