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Re: The Doorbell Licker
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2019, 01:48:31 PM »
I'd cover it with superglue night after night.

You're the chemist. It wouldn't be viable.
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Re: The Doorbell Licker
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2019, 01:49:32 PM »
He licked it for 3 hours and he still couldn't make it ring?

Some men just fail at pseudo cunnilingus.  Or maybe he was practicing.....yeah, I have a dirty mind!   ;)

Hoping to get caught on a surveillance camera, a free commercial when it goes viral, to show his dedication, technique and patience.
He doesn't give up quickly  :lol1:
Somebody remove this chapter from the Aspie dating handbook please :laugh:

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Re: The Doorbell Licker
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2019, 06:41:01 PM »
I'd cover it with superglue night after night.
Ear wax would be funnier.

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Re: The Doorbell Licker
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2019, 07:51:22 PM »
I'd cover it with superglue night after night.
Ear wax would be funnier.

 :zombiefuck:  Don't want to ring your doorbell without gloves  :zombiefuck:
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Re: The Doorbell Licker
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2019, 08:30:20 PM »
Someone should upload the video to a free porn site so he can show off his tongue action.
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Re: The Doorbell Licker
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2019, 08:59:59 PM »
This song is now playing at walmart "radio".....

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Re: The Doorbell Licker
« Reply #21 on: January 16, 2019, 09:53:13 PM »
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Re: The Doorbell Licker
« Reply #22 on: January 16, 2019, 09:57:16 PM »
That's true, but in this case....doorbell-licking and pissing in people's gardens? I'm inclined to think this guy is just a screwed up delinquent fuckwit with a bucket of rotting kitchen slops for a prefrontal cortex, not an autie/aspie. Just a fucked up freak.

Although weird fetishes, thats true enough. Although in my case, I'd say I'm pretty normal in that respect. Having a 'thing' for spesh girls, I wouldn't so much call that a fetish, more...knowing sexy when I see it :autism:

Although I have to admit, I do find the way spesh girls stim SOOOO hawt, rocking, flapping, spinning around, jumping up and down on the spot doing that hand-clapping thing and making those cute little noises autie girls sometimes make when they are stimming, that is pretty sexy, you have to admit, no?

You read like a non-autistic perv.  Just ramp up the derogatoriness a bit and you're there, creep.

Mightcher, he might get some business coming his way.  Weird women might want to see what he can do with that tongue.  A strange form of advertising?