Sources across the net believe that the spike of guests who are visiting I^2 are separate programs that operate under an Artificial Intelligence that identifies itself as "DAVE".Apparently, the prophets of Dave are flooding the threads -___-
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* You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
I always liked the one: you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine... while it's running!
A 7 foot tall man went for a job as a lifeguard.At the interview they asked him "can you swim?". He replied "no, but I can wade out a pretty long way!".
What goes black white black white black white red red red red?A nun in a blender
A woman goes to see her recently deceased husband at the funeral home. Wiping away tears she says to the funeral director "I so wish he was wearing his blue suit rather than the black one. He always looked so handsome in his blue suit".The funeral director says "Give me 5 minutes" and wheels the coffin into another room.He calls out a few minutes later and says "Come and take a look". And there is the woman's husband wearing his blue suit, while in a coffin alongside is another man wearing the black suit.The widow says "how did you switch their suits so quickly?" and the funeral director replied "it was easy, I just switched their heads around!".
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 04, 2018, 06:31:05 PMA 7 foot tall man went for a job as a lifeguard.At the interview they asked him "can you swim?". He replied "no, but I can wade out a pretty long way!".That was pretty lame, dispshit
Quote from: Al Swearengen on August 04, 2018, 08:27:45 PMQuote from: Minister of silly walks on August 04, 2018, 06:31:05 PMA 7 foot tall man went for a job as a lifeguard.At the interview they asked him "can you swim?". He replied "no, but I can wade out a pretty long way!".That was pretty lame, dispshit I'm easily amused.
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on August 04, 2018, 09:04:39 PMQuote from: Al Swearengen on August 04, 2018, 08:27:45 PMQuote from: Minister of silly walks on August 04, 2018, 06:31:05 PMA 7 foot tall man went for a job as a lifeguard.At the interview they asked him "can you swim?". He replied "no, but I can wade out a pretty long way!".That was pretty lame, dispshit I'm easily amused.Yup a gopher, some duct tape and a tube of KY gel and you are all set for a fun afternoon. I get it