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Offline NeantHumain

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My Cat'll Take You On!
« on: April 17, 2006, 02:17:17 PM »
Mr. Misty may be lazy; he may sleep a lot; he may have thrown up on my bed twice in a row when I came back home from college; but he's ready to fight to spread the autistic gospel! He's twelve years old, and he's still fiesty (kind of)!
Now they're calling me "the Wal-Mart of starry-eyed romantics, always rolling back standards for women," and "a most malodorous new breed of pugly American capitalist swine."

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2006, 03:21:17 PM »
who is you?
if its me then i'm ready, ready, ready!

soon i will be coughing up furballs.
mr misty furballs to be exact.
Why are you such a stupid asshole?
Would you really like to know?
Well pay your fee remove your clothes and Yvette will show you how
You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird
Life can be perfect
People can be trusted
Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own
Free from all the pain
Happy and having fun all the time
It never happened, did it?

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2006, 04:59:29 PM »
Pffbbbtt.  He seems like a big pussy to me.
dont we ALL do whatever pmselle tells us to?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
by tommorow morning you're going to either be worshipped as a god or accused of witchcraft

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2006, 07:22:26 PM »
Your cat reminds me of Teh Cuban. ^_^

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 11:06:23 PM »
Make the world idiot proof and it will require an idiot to run it.

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2010, 05:46:46 AM »
Another thread about pussy I see  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2010, 05:26:35 PM »
Can't beat my cat. Spike and me are pals. Spike's my hero 'cause he's so big and strong.
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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2010, 06:00:14 PM »
Can't beat my cat. Spike and me are pals. Spike's my hero 'cause he's so big and strong.

Yes, but the Lancair IV that I posted does 300 knots on a 350 HP engine in level flight. Your cat can't do that. :smarty:
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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2010, 06:41:51 PM »
Even better. My cat's the cat who aviates the flying cats. Spike's awesome.

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2010, 09:05:53 PM »
Even better. My cat's the cat who aviates the flying cats. Spike's awesome.

 :zombiefuck: :scratchhead:
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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2010, 07:00:04 PM »
Even better. My cat's the cat who aviates the flying cats. Spike's awesome.

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Lol. The name of the thread I'm posting in is 'My cat'll take on your cat'. Yes, I know. The fact that your cat is an airplane only makes my version of the thread more funny.

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2010, 07:24:33 PM »
Even better. My cat's the cat who aviates the flying cats. Spike's awesome.

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Lol. The name of the thread I'm posting in is 'My cat'll take on your cat'. Yes, I know. The fact that your cat is an airplane only makes my version of the thread more funny.

 :dunno: As long as you get the joke, that's all that matters I guess.  :thumbup:
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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2010, 02:49:30 AM »
My cats have magical powers.  >:D

And, a touch of lunacy.  :squiddy:
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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2010, 11:58:05 AM »
My cats have magical powers.  >:D

And, a touch of lunacy.  :squiddy:

I'm sure Sir Les would agree  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: My Cat'll Take You On!
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2010, 06:31:34 AM »
My cats have magical powers.  >:D

And, a touch of lunacy.  :squiddy:

I'm sure Sir Les would agree  :zoinks:
He's not really interested in my feline residents, lunatic or not.
Patience is a virtue, just not one of mine.