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So I just rode a dog.
« on: October 03, 2016, 11:53:37 PM »
For the first time in my life, at 25 years old, a few days ago, I rode a Greyhound bus. From the small city I live in to a major city, to see my ex-foster mother/best friend for the weekend. That bus was crowded and the seats suck, but at least the ride was relatively quiet, there weren't any odors, and the trip only lasted for 1 and a half hour. Me and my foster mother didn't do much, as on Saturday she was pretty tired from her trucking job. We did go to a few shops and eat out, though On Sunday, I pretty much slept all day on the couch while she did some household chores. When I was awake, I watched anime on her big screen TV. I went back home on Monday. My friend said that I was welcome to come back whenever, so I guess I wasn't too much of a bother to her. So glad I went. I was looking forward to it.

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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2016, 12:37:43 AM »
Sounds pretty sweet
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2016, 01:02:07 AM »
Sounds good.
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2016, 01:15:09 AM »
I used to ride a Greyhound-like bus whenever I wanted to go from Mandurah (where I live) to Perth (the city). Used to take over an hour each way. I preferred to go with a friend because that meant I wouldn't have a stranger sitting next to me.

This was before the train system was built. Now it's much quicker going by train.
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2016, 04:26:24 AM »
  I'd never heard a Greyhound bus referred to as a dog before, so I was wondering what breed of dog
  you rode.  I figured some sort of wolfhound. :asthing:  I rode a Shetland pony about 38 years ago myself.
  I'm glad there were no odors.  I've smelled some stale air on city buses, not pleasant!  Good for you.  :thumbup:
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2016, 05:22:20 PM »
Am I fucked up because I imagined an entirely different kind of riding of an entirely different kind of dog, the kind of riding that you are better searching for videos of on duckduckgo as the search engine so it doesn't appear in any google data-mining records, and making sure to scrub your logfiles afterwards?
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2016, 06:04:27 PM »
Am I fucked up because I imagined an entirely different kind of riding of an entirely different kind of dog, the kind of riding that you are better searching for videos of on duckduckgo as the search engine so it doesn't appear in any google data-mining records, and making sure to scrub your logfiles afterwards?

I am so totally confused by this.  But I will remain confused and use my imagination to translate it and to imagine why you need to do this.
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2016, 06:05:51 PM »
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I think I could make it though an hour and a half but that's about it.  My artist nephew has gone cross country a few times on Greyhound and likes it he says it's a good way to meet interesting people and be inspired or something  :zombiefuck:   
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2016, 06:20:55 PM »
For the first time in my life, at 25 years old, a few days ago, I rode a Greyhound bus. From the small city I live in to a major city, to see my ex-foster mother/best friend for the weekend. That bus was crowded and the seats suck, but at least the ride was relatively quiet, there weren't any odors, and the trip only lasted for 1 and a half hour. Me and my foster mother didn't do much, as on Saturday she was pretty tired from her trucking job. We did go to a few shops and eat out, though On Sunday, I pretty much slept all day on the couch while she did some household chores. When I was awake, I watched anime on her big screen TV. I went back home on Monday. My friend said that I was welcome to come back whenever, so I guess I wasn't too much of a bother to her. So glad I went. I was looking forward to it.
  Good to hear you had a god time.  :thumbup:

The last time I rode a Greyhound was from San Fran to Santa Maria.

It sucked because as soon as we got near Salinas, we stopped at every Podunk town from there all the way to San Miguel.

It took 6 hours to go 140 miles.  :grrr:

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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2016, 06:21:47 PM »
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I think I could make it though an hour and a half but that's about it.  My artist nephew has gone cross country a few times on Greyhound and likes it he says it's a good way to meet interesting people and be inspired or something  :zombiefuck:

  I'd rather not meet interesting people if I'm going to be trapped with them for hours.  :hide: :blah:
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2016, 06:26:06 PM »
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I think I could make it though an hour and a half but that's about it.  My artist nephew has gone cross country a few times on Greyhound and likes it he says it's a good way to meet interesting people and be inspired or something  :zombiefuck:

  I'd rather not meet interesting people if I'm going to be trapped with them for hours.  :hide: :blah:

Neither do I :zombiefuck: 
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Re: So I just rode a dog.
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2016, 03:32:23 PM »
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I think I could make it though an hour and a half but that's about it.  My artist nephew has gone cross country a few times on Greyhound and likes it he says it's a good way to meet interesting people and be inspired or something  :zombiefuck:

  I'd rather not meet interesting people if I'm going to be trapped with them for hours.  :hide: :blah:

Neither do I :zombiefuck:

Nope, I'm out.

Maybe if I put on headphones and pretended to be sleeping.