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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #30 on: January 07, 2007, 12:13:54 AM »
Women and Men have made it hard to understand each other I believe in the end. That is what makes it great to try to understand each other in the end.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #31 on: January 07, 2007, 12:18:52 AM »
I disagree, this a pain in the ass.  Make it easier.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #32 on: January 07, 2007, 08:27:24 AM »
i think that women are way better than men.  who else could be a woman?  i couldn't..  nor would i want to.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #33 on: January 07, 2007, 09:00:16 PM »
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #34 on: January 07, 2007, 09:14:28 PM »
I think I could be a woman, but i'd probably really fuck up the first few weeks.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #35 on: January 07, 2007, 09:20:18 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 07, 2007, 09:14:28 PM
I think I could be a woman, but i'd probably really fuck up the first few weeks.
and panic once your menstruel cycle begins.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #36 on: January 07, 2007, 11:21:00 PM »
I think I would love PMS.  I love an occasional injury, and I like an occasional cold, because it get to feel like a victim and feel good about taking care of business despite it, so I think PMS would be fun.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #37 on: January 07, 2007, 11:41:31 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 07, 2007, 11:21:00 PM
I think I would love PMS.  I love an occasional injury, and I like an occasional cold, because it get to feel like a victim and feel good about taking care of business despite it, so I think PMS would be fun.
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ladies, is the PMS and following condition fun?
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #38 on: January 07, 2007, 11:42:23 PM »
Well I am kind of masochistic, I think it would be more fair to ask a masochistic woman.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #39 on: January 07, 2007, 11:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 07, 2007, 11:42:23 PM
Well I am kind of masochistic, I think it would be more fair to ask a masochistic woman.

How would you feel about cramps?
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2007, 12:44:20 AM »
I think they'd be fun.  Think about how it is sometimes fun to indulge in being depressed(pity party) or angry.  If somebody wants to visit me with a baseball bat to disprove my claim, go ahead, I haven't had a good injury in a while.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #41 on: January 08, 2007, 09:46:29 AM »
I was actually going to say, I'm impressed that women are able to go about their everyday lives so normally while having a period.  I guess I would have figured out how to do so eventually if I had to but I nevertheless think it's a skill.

I'm also floored by women who are able to reproduce, of course.  C section or squeezing a watermelon-sized thing out of your vagina, either way, it's impressive.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #42 on: January 08, 2007, 10:44:08 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 08, 2007, 09:46:29 AM
I was actually going to say, I'm impressed that women are able to go about their everyday lives so normally while having a period.  I guess I would have figured out how to do so eventually if I had to but I nevertheless think it's a skill.

I'm also floored by women who are able to reproduce, of course.  C section or squeezing a watermelon-sized thing out of your vagina, either way, it's impressive.
of course the new birth of my boy is what got me to thinking about how i appreciate women. 
thanks for doing that for us-pregancy and giving birth. :o
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #43 on: January 08, 2007, 11:15:29 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on January 08, 2007, 12:44:20 AM
I think they'd be fun.  Think about how it is sometimes fun to indulge in being depressed(pity party) or angry.  If somebody wants to visit me with a baseball bat to disprove my claim, go ahead, I haven't had a good injury in a while.

Then you have no idea what cramps feel like.  Have you ever had diarrhea so bad that it felt like your intestines were turning inside out?
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #44 on: January 08, 2007, 11:19:23 AM »
I once ate almost 1 kilo of peanuts. Before I had shit it out again I was screaming with pain. It didn't bleed but it felt like shitting small rocks.
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