Mine are too numerous to list, but some of the highlights:
![orly? :orly:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/orlyaa0.gif)
I can hear very well and have a knack for analyzing what I DO hear.
![EMO (emo)](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/5014.gif)
I have the ability to smell where you have been, what you have eaten and what is ailing you, sometimes - nose like a dog. It is a gift and a burden.
![tinfoil hat :tinfoil:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/tinfoil.gif)
I have a cast iron stomach.
![Headbang :headbang2:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/headbang2.gif)
I can grow a longish beard that random strangers often compliment.
![Laughing Out Loud :LOL:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/lol.gif)
I can shoot a handgun better than the average policeman. (contests have proven)
![police :police:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/police.gif)
I seem to be able to calm animals who are in danger of injuring themselves.
![Ri ront ro Raggy! :dunno:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/dunno.gif)
I can grow almost any plant to maturity.
![someone is a pondering a something :apondering:](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/m1703.gif)
I am almost the coolest man alive. "Dos Equis, por favor!"
![ZEGH :M](http://www.intensitysquared.com/Smileys/default/M.PNG)