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Are you dreading the second (third, fourth, lost count) coming of CBC, or are you praying for it to happen? Do you dread the day she comes back, or do you try to haste the glorious day? Have you tried contacting the Wobbly one, and hoped for solace?

Yes, I daydream about her return, and send messages weekly to beg her to come back.
1 (3.8%)
I cry in my sleep, my neighbours have asked me what the heck a Weeble is, because I wake them with my howling.
6 (23.1%)
I like my eggs sunny side up.
2 (7.7%)
I would love to be in connection with the Ovoid, but I do not know how to send her messages.
1 (3.8%)
Scrambled eggs are better.
0 (0%)
Can eggs grow boobs?
1 (3.8%)
I meet her in spirit regularly.
2 (7.7%)
Boobs.
3 (11.5%)
Boobs.
2 (7.7%)
Who is CBC? Where is PPK?
1 (3.8%)
I don't believe in her promises to return anymore. I've become an anovoid.
4 (15.4%)
I will not contact her, unless to tell her "get stuffed", deviled eggs are delicious.
0 (0%)
I have just contacted her.
3 (11.5%)

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2016, 08:03:31 AM »
So... tell us, allready!

How was Syria? :o

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2016, 08:05:56 AM »
So... tell us, allready!

How was Syria? :o

Its good to have you back little Weeble
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2016, 12:14:49 PM »
:bounce:

Let them free.

If I let mine free, they'd trample you.

 That's not a very nice thing to do.

  She's a cow, she stampedes.  It's nature's way.  Can't handle it, stay off the farm!  :P

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2016, 12:17:03 PM »
:bounce:

Let them free.

If I let mine free, they'd trample you.

That's not a very nice thing to do.

Hence the decision made out of royal wisdom to restrain the soft dangers in regal cups.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #49 on: January 22, 2016, 01:07:06 AM »
Boobs can be dangerous to one's health? Say it isn't so.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2016, 02:42:01 AM »
Boobs can be dangerous to one's health? Say it isn't so.

Keeping a safe distance is wise.  :M

But when you do find yourself facing them at close range, most of the time you will be safe handling boobs with passionate care and reverence.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #51 on: January 22, 2016, 03:56:22 AM »
Boobs can be dangerous to one's health? Say it isn't so.

Keeping a safe distance is wise.  :M

But when you do find yourself facing them at close range, most of the time you will be safe handling boobs with passionate care and reverence.

Bouncing boobs are hypnotsing
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #52 on: January 22, 2016, 04:23:05 AM »
So... tell us, allready!

How was Syria? :o

Its good to have you back little Weeble

  Thank you, it's good to be back.  :)
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #53 on: January 22, 2016, 04:33:51 AM »
So... tell us, allready!

How was Syria? :o

  All I know about Syria is that they make delicious bread.  :laugh:

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #54 on: January 22, 2016, 11:21:27 AM »
Mmmmm...

But for the love of god, STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD!
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #55 on: January 22, 2016, 11:41:49 AM »
My grandma here in Spain offers me food all the time

I simply can't accept it all, and I end up saying "no" more than is comfortable.
The problem is
1. the most obvious, I would get fat, because she will offer me food WHILE I am still eating the food she offered previously
2. my uncle tends to eat at the pace that food is offered to him, and he litterally ends up in the hospital

meaning, it would be directly detrimental to my health to accept every offering of food. I could even die :I

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #56 on: January 22, 2016, 03:20:05 PM »
My grandma here in Spain offers me food all the time

I simply can't accept it all, and I end up saying "no" more than is comfortable.
The problem is
1. the most obvious, I would get fat, because she will offer me food WHILE I am still eating the food she offered previously
2. my uncle tends to eat at the pace that food is offered to him, and he litterally ends up in the hospital

meaning, it would be directly detrimental to my health to accept every offering of food. I could even die :I

It would be more cruel to have your grandmother attending your funeral than refusing over half of her offerings.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #57 on: January 23, 2016, 02:29:33 AM »
That's what grandmothers are supposed to do, though. Mine didn't, she was an aspie and missed that part completely.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #58 on: January 23, 2016, 04:27:33 AM »
Mmmmm...

But for the love of god, STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD!

  Are you on a Moomin-diet?  :moomin:
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #59 on: January 23, 2016, 04:29:15 AM »
That's what grandmothers are supposed to do, though. Mine didn't, she was an aspie and missed that part completely.

  My grandmothers missed all the parts, cause they were dead.  :M :P
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